"It's not the size of the wand but the motion of the magician."
I'm sure we've all heard it a thousand times before, but the subject just doesn't seem to want to lay down. What if the magician uses a solid oak staff rather than a flimsy willow wand? If the man in question was hung AND good with it, wouldn't that be better?
Or, does size matter at all to a women? And, if it does, what's more important, scrambling ovaries or testing the elastic capabilities of the gemale genitalia? I don't have much to offer to the thought, so I'm curious what you all have to say...