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My favorite is cats!
Obviously.
Whats your favorite?
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"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your death bring you the peace you never found in life." - Tuvok. 
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I am the walrus.
Shut the fuck up Donny!
It's a dog eat dog world & I'm wearing milkbone underwear.
I can get you a toe.
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Damn you and your lemonade!!
Booooooooooooooobs.
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well there is a literal connection.
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I've always liked sheep 'cuz they have a shepherd who always watches out for them, super sweet anyways! 
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Chewy Walrus said:
I am the walrus.
Shut the fuck up Donny!
Excellent Big Lebowski reference.
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I've always liked sheep 'cuz they have a shepherd who always watches out for them, super sweet anyways!
how has anyone let this slip by?
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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PrincessElisa said:
I've always liked sheep 'cuz they have a shepherd who always watches out for them, super sweet anyways!
In Greece we hold sheep in a very high regard, much like the cow in India. We love sheep so much the men constantly are fucking them up the ass.......super sweet anyways lols ;P!
that was for Shannon!
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I bought a gerbil
at the petting zoo
If richard grear can do it
I can too
I get undress
I start to lube
I stick the gerbil at the end of the tube
Wondering just how he'll feel
Will he like it better than his little wheel
Careful now he's right beside me
One more inch and he's inside me
Goooo, gerbil, go
Burrow harder, burrow deeper
be my little chimney sweeper
one thing i forgot about
how am i supposed to get you out
so now my gerbil is on easy street
its more than cozy and theres plenty to eat
got to find a way to get him out of his hole
i tried crobars i tried wires
i almost had him with a pair of plyers
i tried cheese but he's not biting
i wish this wasn't so exciting
Goooo, gerbil, go
Jesus, I am such a sucker
Please get out you furry f***er
I think I am getting ill
Suddenly he is very very still
Now its too late
My gerbil died
I guess I have committed gerbicide
Here's some advice its very clear cutt
If you love your gerbil
Don't stick him up your butt
Don't stick him up your butt
Little furry gerbil in your booty hole
I brew beer now. Brewing beer is cool.
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PJP said:
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PrincessElisa said:
I've always liked sheep 'cuz they have a shepherd who always watches out for them, super sweet anyways!
In Greece we hold sheep in a very high regard, much like the cow in India. We love sheep so much the men constantly are fucking them up the ass.......super sweet anyways lols ;P!
that was for Shannon!
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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