Honestly, George... it was pure...
coincidence... that I... sniffed my finger... after pointing out your
mother in the audience.
...And, when I chuckled
afterwards,... I was only... chuckling
innocently... about that dubious
beard you've grown to...
cover up the... roll... of
fat... that constitutes your...
disturbingly frog-like throat.
...
Yes, I... I
have... had a
few drinks this evening.
