Moments later, the infant he was trying to entertain would have a death-grip on poor Sammitch's lip.


All Sammitch needs in this picture is a bike helmet and a medal around his neck.

"I'm a BIG winner!!!"


Sammitch...are you trying to seduce me?





I was gonna comment on this picture - maybe say something about the tree he's about to hit. Upon seeing the title of this picture, and knowing what he's driving, I'll refrain - the car is joke enough.

Oh, what the hell: "Shit! This is the WORST time to be pulled over!!!"


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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