Monroe: Buhbawb! Have we got a show for you tonight folks! Coming right off the heals of
Trippin' Tuesday, the quest for the Heavyweight Cheese Title begins tonight in the largest tournament ever assembled!
Marcum: That's right! Thrity-two wrestlers in four pools over six weeks! Leading to a Sweet Sixteen Battle Royale at WarGasms!
Monroe: It's called the
Master of Domain Tournament, and it's for the number one contendership! The winner of this tournament will face PenWing for the Big Cheese Belt at
SummerScam!Marcum: That knucklehead! Talk about getting lucky!
Monroe: That wasn't luck last week, Madman! That was the will of a champion! And speaking of champions, we've got
three championship matches tonight!
Marcum:
Three titles? On a Tuesday night? 
Monroe: That's right! Three title are on the line! There is no rest for TK as he goes one-on-one with the monster himself, the Dark Lord Grimm!
Marcum:
Former Dark Lord! The Dark Lords are
dead, now that Slick Willie Williams controls the
Cell to Hell! Darth must obey his every command!
Monroe: We'll see how well that works out. I hope Darth is stronger than that.
Marcum: No hope can save Grimm!
Monroe: What about Balls Nasty, who faces
MisterJLA for his
DCMB Championship!Marcum: The DCMB title is on the line?
Monroe: That's right, and MisterJLA is
undefeated!Marcum: Slick Willie Williams didn't just recruit Balls Nasty because he's good looking. MisterJLA will have a tough fight tonight!
Monroe: And finally, the Donkey Lovin' Champs have accepted PenWing's challenge to a Lucha Libre style match!
Marcum: Now I
knew about that one! And there is a stipulation to this match!
Monroe: That's right, this isn't an ordinary Trios match! While both managers will act as captains and be present at ringside, they can't pin anyone!
Marcum: But they can be pinned! I love it when the Family gets a plan together!
Monroe: Stay tuned, folks! You won't want to miss the Havoc! And it starts now!
