Chesty Lerou is standing in the middle of the Cheesedome ring...
Chesty: Ladies and Gentlemen, without further ado, please welcome my guests, The Allied Powers!
Rob's Killer Instinct Theme Music plays loudly through the Cheesedome, but countless boos can still be heard over the music.
DCMB World Heavyweight Champion MisterJLA takes the ramp first, with his belt in one hand, and an American flag in the other.
Captain Howdy stands next to him, waving a Union Jack flag.
Both look at each other, then the crowd, and shake their heads in utter disgust.
JLA: Look at these fools. Each and every week I put it all on the line, and this is the thanks I get? Screw this.
JLA turns to go back to the locker room, but Howdy stops him.
Howdy: Don't let these gaylords get to you! We have some important business to take care of!
MisterJLA hesitates for a second, then nods his head in agreement.
Both MisterJLA and Captain Howdy enter the ring. Howdy points and shouts at some fans, while JLA looks over Chesty and licks his lips. Both wrestlers place their respective flag in a corner of the ring, the music stops, and the interview has begun...
Chesty: MisterJLA, Captain Howdy, thank you for joining me for this inter...
JLA: Hold on a second Busty.
Chesty: That's Chesty.
MisterJLA: You can say that again! But hold on. This...SUCKS!
Captain Howdy and myself are the best team to hit the RDCW...ever. We defeated The Playboys, we defeated Team GOP, we defeated Punch/Counterduck, we even defeated The Liberal Conspiracy to cover both ends of the political spectrum, AND we took down the Dark Lords...JLA appears slightly embarrassed Sure...Darth wasn't there. But still, we beat the Dark Lords!
And what did I hear upon my arrival at the Cheesedome today? A Tag Team Title match between Joe Mama and King Snarf, vs Captain Sammitch and PenWing???
The crowd shows their approval with a huge ovation for the match
JLA: That's...what the word, Captain?
Captain Howdy : Bollocks!
JLA: Yes, that's it! Complete...bollocks!
The crowd shows their disapproval for the Powers' comments, with chants of "You suck". Howdy loses his composure, and attempts to attack a group of fans. MisterJLA has to restrain him.
Moments later...
MisterJLA: Well, I can tell all of you something: The Allied Powers are going to have a front row seat for that match. That's right, I bought myself and Howdy two front row tickets, and we are going to watch that match very closely. Maybe we'll be able to see what the hype is about, but I doubt it.
The camera pans to show two front row seats that are empty, with "reserved" signs on each seat.
MisterJLA: We want our rightful title match, and we are going to get it...one way or the other!
Chesty: But JLA, with all of your focus on tag team wrestling, have you overlooked your match with...BALLS NASTY?
The crowd roars their approval. JLA looks out at the crowd with anger
JLA:My balls are nasty? Where did you hear that? There's nothing nasty about my balls! Just ask R-
Chesty: Noooooo! Balls Nasty! That's your opponent for the DCMB crown!
MisterJLA: You're joking, right?
Chesty innocently shakes her head "no".
Balls Nasty. That's his name? Balls Nasty?
JLA looks confused for a moment, then suddenly starts to laugh uncontrollably.
JLA: Balls Nasty? That's what his mother named him? She must have hated him something fierce! What about when his homeroom teacher took attendance? "Nasty, Balls? Is Nasty, Balls present today?" Oh, that's rich. When he meets new people, he can say "I'm Nasty. Balls Nasty" just like James Bond does. Oh brother!
I guess this is appropriate, since I will kick Balls Nasty in his nasty balls with my Final Justice!
Chesty: Thank you both for the interview. Now back to M-
JLA: WHOA! I'm just getting warmed up. I have a special announcement to make, and Chesty, you're going to be lucky enough to see history in the making in a few moments.
These are exciting times in the RDCW, I must admit. The MOD tournament kicks off tonight, and I know I will be a part of it. The Allied Powers have made their presence known, and after tonight, there will be no way we can be denied a title shot any longer. My DCMB Title is up for grabs tonight, and in the future anyone who wants a shot can get in line.
Now I came here months ago looking for new challenges and titles to win, because there was no competition at the DCMB.
But just recently, I surprised even myself and completed a transaction that will turn the RDCW upside down! I signed a talent that the other stables will literally drool over! I have signed to a managerial contract the hottest young talent in this business!
The crowd looks stunned by MisterJLA's confidence! He must have really started something big!
JLA: That's right! This person will add prestige and a championship to the Allied Powers!
Chesty: Who is it? Enough will the suspense already! Tell us who did you sign?!?
JLA: Hahahaha! I've got you suckers eating out of the palm of my hand! Well, it's time to announce the discovery of 2005!
The Cheesedome suddenly becomes very dark, and Rob's Killer Instinct Theme Music plays. Red and black lights flash all over the Cheesedome...
MisterJLA has a wild look in his eye, and begins to shout loudly...
MisterJLA: The newest member of the Allied Powers...
and next Women's Booby Champion...
Miss...
Harley...
KWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNN!
A hush falls over the crowd. harleykwin stands on the Cheesedome ramp, wearing a skintight...harley quinn outfit.
Once the crowd gets over their initial shock, they begin to give harleykwin a standing ovation!
As she makes her way to the ring, harley looks genuinely surprised by the reception she is receiving! As she steps through the ring ropes, she takes a bow, and the crowd cheers her even more.
The music stops, and lights are restored, but the crowd continues to cheer.
Chesty: My goodness! JLA wasn't kidding! This has to be the biggest find of the year! harley, can I get a word with y..
MisterJLA steps in front of harley, and takes the mic out of Chesty's hand. The crowd nearly riots.
MisterJLA: Not yet. She'll talk to you when she's good and ready. Hell, I may even charge you guys for interviews with the next champ! But know this: she's under contract with me. And I used my influence with the RDCW to get a Women's Booby Title match for harley next week against sneaky bunny!
That's right! Next week: sneaky bunny vs harleykwin for the Women's Booby Title!
The crowd again goes wild! What an announcement!
MisterJLA: Because as you can see...harley has the boobies...
JLA motions toward harley's chest, and harley blushes...
JLA: And now all she needs is the Booby Title!
Rob's Killer Instinct Music plays, and with MisterJLA and Captain Howdy standing on each side of harley, they each raise one of her hands. The crowd cheers this sight, but only for harley's sake...
