'Lyla' Plays, and Tommy Savitz makes his way to the ring, flanked by his wife. The crowd cheers, happy to see him make his return. He gets into the ring and holds the ropes open for Terrim before grabbing a mic and speaking
Tommy Savitz: Everybody in the Cheesedome get down on your knees and thank the lord! The Surgeon is back, and he's bigger, badder and better than ever!
The crowd hollers with delight, glad to see Tommy in such high spirits
Tommy Savitz: Now, I know what a lot of you are thinking. You're thinking 'Where the hell have you been man?' Well, it's a long story.
Monroe: You've got all the time in the world, Tommy! It's good to have you back with us!
Tommy Savitz: Well, after the failur of the RDJL, I realised one thing: I wasn't good enough to wrestle in the RDCW.
The crowd roars it's disagreement. Tommy grins, and motions for silence. The corwd gradually settles back down
Tommy Savitz: It's very nice of you to disagree, but it's true. The truth is, the RDJL and my association with Spandex Monkey Man was the first time I'd stepped into a pro wrestling ring, and my techique wasn't all it could be. So I signed a part-time deal with Rob, and I've been sharpening up my skills in minor feds, like Ring of Dishonour and T&A wrestling...
Marcum:Ah, Tits and Ass wrestling, my favourite fed! Did you know that over 80% of their roster is female!
Monroe:No, but I can't say I'm surprised
Tommy Savitz: Now I feel worthy to step back into this ring and give it my all, as a wrestler in this promotion! And my first challenge is to El Superbeasto!
The crowd cheers
Tommy Savit: Y'see, I'm gonna show the giant Luchadore that it doesn't matter how good he is, brains will beat brawn every time. He might be strong, but he'll never be as good as me, 'cos I'M THAT DAMN GOOD!
The crowd cheers, and starts to chant TAP OUT! as 'Lyla' Plays, and Tommy quits the ring to thunderous applause
