<The stomping beat of "We Will Rock You" blasts over the speakers and the fans roar to their feet and sing along as PenWing, with the Big Cheese Belt around his waist and his Sherwood in hand, Captain Sammitch, and Meeko make their way to the ring.>

Buddy you're a boy make a big noise
Playin' in the street gonna be a big man some day

You got mud on yo' face
You big disgrace

Kickin' your can all over the place

Singin'
'We will we will rock you'

'We will we will rock you'

Everybody
'We will we will rock you'

'We will we will rock you'

Alright


PenWing: Here I am, Snarf! I'm still standing, and I'm still the champ!

<The crowd cheers.>

PenWing: Like I said before, TLC II was just a warm up. Yeah, Sammitch and I lost our titles. But we plan on rectifying that tonight! And we're going to do it by taking advantage of your stipulation!

<More cheers as PenWing passes hands the mic to Meeko.>

Meeko: Louie Bastardo. Did you think adding in a stipulation allowing me to be pinned would scare us away? Boy are you wrong! Your goons don't scare me, Louie! And I will never get in the way of an opportunity for SD-6 to take a title away from you!

<The crowd cheers some more as Meeko hands the mic to Sammitch.>

Sammitch: Louie, that little stipulation of yours is going to cost your boys the match. And I'm going to see to it, when I personally Sammitch Slam your ass to this mat for the pin!

<The crowd roars.>

Sammitch: Because, anytime-

<Sammitch passes the mic to Meeko.>

Meeko: Anywhere-

<Meeko hands the mic to PenWing.>

PenWing: (with the crowd) SUDDEN DEATH RULES!

<The crowd erupts in cheer as "Gonna Fly Now" blasts over the speakers and the trio leave the ring and make their way back up the ramp.>


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