We are backstage with King Snarf Rules and Joe Mama...

KSR: Joe Mama, last week you unified the Eurotrash and Inter-Cunt-Inental Titles in a brutal, exciting match against Nowhereman. Your thoughts on that match?

JM: Simply put, it was an honor to face off against my former mentor. And a pleasure to strip him of his title! There isn't much that could make me happier than to unify the two titles that I held with dignity and distinction. Except maybe putting a big hurting on Captain Sammitch and PenWing...AGAIN!

KSR: Which brings us to your Tag Team Title match tonight. You've heard the comments from SD-6. Your response?

JM: I marvel at how fast those three rushed to The Doctor's office to demand a rematch. I guess the only thing faster than the speed of light is the speed at which SD-6 whines for a title shot. But it makes no difference to me - I've always been a fighting Champion and I don't back down from a fight against ANYONE! So if PenWing and Sammitch want another shot at having their careers ended, I say "Step on up!!!"

KSR: This time around, your managers are factors in this match. Does this concern you?

JM: Let me make something very clear: The SD-6 member who tries to lay a hand on Louie Bastardo can look forward to being put on the shelf for a good long time. I don't know who made the managers part of the match - SAMMITCH - but I can assure everyone listening that the only way Louie will be allowed to see action is if I'm unconscious and unable to prevent it. And you KNOW I'm a tough bastard to keep down!

KSR: Meeko says...

JM: If Meeko was so desperate to be pinned by a real man, all she had to do is ask. If she and her wrestlers want to put her in harm's way, that's their lookout. I don't like having to hurt a woman, but I'm not letting personal feelings cost me my Tag Team Donkey Lovin' Titles. Meeko, you wanna feel the East Coast Hammer? The Brain Buster? The Joe Mama-Lock? Your wish will be granted tonight!

KSR: And what about the comments by the Allied Powers?

JM: Who?

KSR: MisterJLA and Captain Howdy...

JM: Who's Captain Howdy with?

KSR: MisterJLA...they've won they're last few matches together and they're talking about the Tag Titles...

JM: They can talk about anything they want. They don't concern me. Come talk to me when they're actually in a position to demand a title shot.

KSR: Well, they'll be at ringside tonight and...

JM: If they decide to get involved in the Family's business...well, here's hoping they're smart enough not to get involved in Family business! The Family's Enforcer has no problem inflicting pain on two more people...

KSR: You heard it straight from the Euro-Cunt-Inental Champion himself! Back to you, Monroe and Marcum!!!

Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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