Camera cuts back to Madman Marcum and Mike "the Mouth" Monroe at ringside.
MARCUM:Strong words,as always,from the Bastardo Family's most famous and most ruthless enforcer!
MONROE:But before we get to our next match,let's go to The Crotch,who's standing by with Los Monstros Azules.
Camera cuts to The Crotch,who's inside the Bond Brigade dressing room with Senor Perdicion and El Daga.
CROTCH:Guys,we know you must be full of adrenaline,as El Daga prepares to take on Charlie in the first round of the MOD tournament,but that's not why you brought me here,is it?
PERDICION:No,senor. We brought you here tonight because we want you to be the first to hear the news that we are issuing a challenge to Mexico's Least Wanted for the XPW World Tag Team titles.
DAGA:These cabrones have been running their mouths off for weeks saying that they're the greatest tag team in the world,and we aim to shut their mouths once and for all! And furthermore,we want to teach that little cucaracha Senor Rob Blackandblue a lesson about what happens to those who disrespect RDCW!
Crotch does a double-take.
CROTCH:So let me see if I've got this right...you two are calling out Mexico's Least Wanted??
PERDICION:Si. They are pigs and their manager,Lady Insomnia,is a skanky puta,and we will take great pleasure in exposing them for the fools that they are!
With those words,Los Monstros Azules depart the dressing room to make their way to the ring for El Daga's match against Charlie and Crotch looks up at the camera.
CROTCH:Well,folks,you heard it here first--Los Monstros Azules have thrown down the gauntlet to Mexico's Least Wanted,demanding a shot at the duo's XPW World Tag Team titles! The war between RDCW and X-Cruciatingly Pathetic Wrestling has just escalated. Let's throw it back to Marcum and Monroe at ringside.
Camera fades back to Madman Marcum and Mike "the Mouth" Monroe at ringside. In the background we can hear RDCW fans cheering as they react to the news of Los Monstros Azules' challenge to Mexico's Least Wanted.
