*Captain Howdy by Twisted Sister hits,and Captain Howdy returns to the ring. In one hand he has a baseball bat wrapped in razorwire,and in the other he has a trashcan.
He is wearing a rather torn & tattered Evil Cunt Wrestling t-shirt which starts off an Eee Ceeee Dub chant from the audience*
Cap:"Well,its good to know you guys aint forgotten."
*Chants continue*
Cap:"When Nowhereman arranged for me to come to the RDCW,I had a plan,and that plan was to bring a bit of true hardcore back to wrestling. Part of my deal was a one time only resurection of the company that entertained you guys,and broke most of us in this business.
I sat down with Nowhereman & Rob to hatch a deal that would not only get me back in the squared circle,but also give you guys something that you want........no,something that you need!
The RDCW built its reputation on guys that came from ECW,which is great,but there are other companies out there that have wasted the talent they appropriated from that once successful federation.
Now of course,this left us with a problem.
How can you have a reunion show without a good portion of the guys that made ECW what it was?
Thankfully Nowhereman has some good ties with a certain billionaire,and was able to thrash out a deal between the RDCW & Worlds Worst Entertainment,to allow some of the guys you know & love to once again step up & show who they really are.
On Sunday some of you are gonna see what true wrestling is,and some of you will get to see it for the first time.
Whatever it maybe,throw up those hands,scream out those three letters & watch the bloodshed commence!
Welcome back to the age of true hardcore!"
The old ECW theme blasts out & the audience goes wild chanting Eeee Ceeeee Dub while Cap looks around the arena with a smile on his face & the razor wired bat held above his head!*
