DCMB World Championship: MisterJLA vs. Balls Nasty


Bad Company begins to play as Balls Nasty enters the arena. His pants are orange with the Confederate Flag on the back and the blue bars with stars down the sides of the legs.

Rob's Killer Instinct Music plays as JLA makes his way to the ring accompanied by Captain Howdy. He steps into the ring and dances for the audience unmindful of the boos. He then hands his belt to the ref, who holds it high for the Cheesedome to see before handing it to the ring attendant.

The bell rings and JLA bounces to the center of the ring. Nasty leaves his corner, and the two circle each other before finally tying up. JLA connects a couple of knees to Nasty's midsection. Balls Nasty goes down on one knee. JLA runs back into the rope and comes back with a swift punch to the side of Nasty's head. The ref reminds JLA not to use a closed fist as the DCMB champ repeats the process. The ref admonishes him again while the champ pretends not to know what the ref is talking about. As he approaches Nasty again, Balls Nasty hits JLA with a knife-edge chop to the chest.

Nasty returns to his feet and grabs a stunned JLA. Nasty executes a Northern Lights suplex with a bridge pin. The ref gets and one count before JLA kicks out. Nasty gets to his feet and walks over to the side of the ring, ready to run over JLA once the champ stands up. Captain Howdy grabs Nasty's feet from outside the ring. The ref sees it immediately and runs over to force Howdy to let go.

As Nasty moves away from the side of the ring, he returns his attention away from Howdy and back to JLA. The DCMB champ was already waiting and executed his devastating finisher, the Final Justice. But once his foot connected, Balls Nasty remained standing. JLA began hopping around while holding his foot in his hand in pain. Balls Nasty reached into the front of his pants and pulls out a metallic jock cup. He holds it high up in the air for everyone to see. He then brings it down across JLA's skull. Nasty then picks up the stunned champ on his shoulders and executes the Camero Cut. The ref turns around in time to get the three count.

James White: The winner, and new DCMB Champion....... Balls Nasty!

The ref raises Nasty's hand and tries to hand him the belt. Nasty pushes it away. The ref hands it to him again and tells him he has no choice. Reluctantly, Nasty takes the belt and stares at it for a few moments before returning to the locker room.


MOD Tournament: Chris Oakley vs. Highwayman

Chris practically owned this match from the beginning. His intensity and quick, lethal assault caught Highwayman by surprise. Forgoing any semblance of technical wrestling, Chris instead employed a brutal series of punches and kicks to subdue his opponent. Chris used his WMD to set up the Red Alert, driving Highwayman’s skull into the mat and knocking him unconscious. However, before Chris Oakley could get the pin that would move him into the next round, Rob Blackandblue ran out to the ring apron demanding his XPW World Heavyweight Title back. As the ref demanded that Rob leave the ring area, Chris had a good laugh, taunting the XPW owner. Unfortunately, the distraction was Chris Oakley’s downfall, as Darien Irons slid into the ring and hit Chris with his own finisher – The Full Metal Jacket. Darien then rolled Highwayman on top of Chris and rushed out of the ring and up the ramp. Rob Blackandblue quickly joined his man as the ref counted the pin and named Highwayman the victor.