*The camera opens upon the bingo hall formerly known as the ECW arena. JJoey SStylles and Paul Hyman are in the ring as the crowd begins to chant "Welcome back!" After a moment of acknowledgement, SStylles and Hyman head to the announce positions as the ECW theme begins.
Junkyard Invitational
single choice
Theory9 (0%, 0 Votes)
LLance (10%, 2 Votes)
Drzsmith (24%, 5 Votes)
Franta (5%, 1 Votes)
Roy Batty (0%, 0 Votes)
Bsams (0%, 0 Votes)
2 Old Scorpius (10%, 2 Votes)
Vagiri (0%, 0 Votes)
A G Wednesday (10%, 2 Votes)
PenWing (19%, 4 Votes)
Chris Jerkio (5%, 1 Votes)
Kid Rash (0%, 0 Votes)
Hedgehog Jack (0%, 0 Votes)
Rook (0%, 0 Votes)
I-Man (0%, 0 Votes)
Bibbo (0%, 0 Votes)
John Krokus (0%, 0 Votes)
Perry Jupiter (0%, 0 Votes)
Moostafa (0%, 0 Votes)
New Crack (0%, 0 Votes)
Captain Howdy (19%, 4 Votes)
Total Votes: 21
Voting on this poll ends: 2026-05-05 5:45 AM
Tardis Tag Match
single choice
The Gimpact Gayers (Justnot Credible, LLance Shower) w/Jizzon & Fawn Marie (24%, 5 Votes)
The Timelords (thedoctor, themaster) (76%, 16 Votes)
Total Votes: 21
Voting on this poll ends: 2026-05-05 5:45 AM
Crackhead Lumberjack Alley Fight
single choice
The Dud Boys (Derek, Bobby Ray, Prick) (11%, 2 Votes)
The Monkey World Order (Da Monkey Guy, Big Johnny Evil, Chevy Nova) (89%, 17 Votes)
Total Votes: 19
Voting on this poll ends: 2026-05-05 5:45 AM
Hardcore Ho Down
single choice
Kummonme Wannabangme (16%, 3 Votes)
Erectra (21%, 4 Votes)
Stoolah Mcgilliturdy (11%, 2 Votes)
Fawn Marie (32%, 6 Votes)
Sammi Lynn Bitch (5%, 1 Votes)
Rancine (16%, 3 Votes)
Total Votes: 19
Voting on this poll ends: 2026-05-05 5:45 AM
South Boston Street Fight
single choice
Tommy Sleeper (30%, 6 Votes)
Papa Joe (70%, 14 Votes)
Total Votes: 20
Voting on this poll ends: 2026-05-05 5:45 AM
Guantanamo Cage Match
single choice
The Sandleman (45%, 9 Votes)
Chris Oakley (55%, 11 Votes)
Total Votes: 20
Voting on this poll ends: 2026-05-05 5:45 AM
Porno Theatre Free For All ECW vs. XPW
single choice
Rob Blackandblue (XPW) (25%, 5 Votes)
Paul Hyman (ECW) (75%, 15 Votes)
Total Votes: 20
Voting on this poll ends: 2026-05-05 5:45 AM
Cemetary Dance of Destruction ECW Tag Titles
single choice
Rob Van Dyke & Scabu (20%, 4 Votes)
The Hellions (Champs) (80%, 16 Votes)
Total Votes: 20
Voting on this poll ends: 2026-05-05 5:45 AM
Philly Cheesesteak Diner Brawl ECW Heavyweight Title
single choice
Prince Snarf (70%, 14 Votes)
Terry Skunk (0%, 0 Votes)
"The Frankfurter" Dane Douglas (15%, 3 Votes)
Hippo (Champ) (15%, 3 Votes)
Total Votes: 20
Voting on this poll ends: 2026-05-05 5:45 AM
Tijuana Tekilla Bar Brawl
single choice
Hoot n toot Guerererererererererera (30%, 6 Votes)
Stupid Crazy (35%, 7 Votes)
Sickosis (25%, 5 Votes)
Gey Misterho (10%, 2 Votes)
Total Votes: 20
Voting on this poll ends: 2026-05-05 5:45 AM
Dojo Submission Match
single choice
Lieutenant Sammitch (75%, 15 Votes)
Spaz (25%, 5 Votes)
Total Votes: 20
Voting on this poll ends: 2026-05-05 5:45 AM
New Orleans Sewer Rat Flaming Tables
single choice
Malls Balloney (52%, 11 Votes)
Blackwulf (48%, 10 Votes)
Total Votes: 21
Voting on this poll ends: 2026-05-05 5:45 AM

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