and is quite surprised when Paul Hyman appears, mic in hand.
PH: "Hold it, hold it, hold it! This isn't Rob's Damn Wrestling. This isn't Billionaire Vince's Worst Wrestling Ever. And this sure as hell isn't Xtremely Pissy Wrestling."
JJoey SStylles: "He's got that right!
*Big pop from the ECW audience.
PH: "This is EVIL CUNT WRESTLING!"
PH: "Rob, no one cares about your little feuds with Louie Bastardo or Timmy the Shoeshine Boy, or Alex the Transexual Crackwhore. Oh, excuse me, I meant to say Lizzie Boring, the Transexual Crackwhore."
*Crowd chants ECW! ECW! ECW!
PH: "The only thing anyone here cares about is watching me kick your ass in the Porno Theatre Free For All later tonight here at ONE NIGHT STAND! So if you don't mind, as I said to your darling Lizzie yesterday, since you seem to be finished down there, get the hell out of my house, bitch!"
