Rob blows his stack and is about to charge the ring when "Rooster" blasts from the PA speakers;Rob turns toward the curtains at the end of the aisle and is dismayed to see new XPW world heavyweight champion Chris Oakley walking towards him with manager Ian Bond at his side.Chris is holding the XPW world title belt in one hand and a spray can of Raid in the other...
Ian:Good evening,Mr.Hyman.
Huge pops from the crowd.
Chris:I was getting ready for my Guantanamo cage match against Sandalman later tonight when Ian came to the locker room and told me you were having a little pest control problem...so I thought I'd help you get rid of the pest.
Camera zooms in on the can of Raid in Chris' hand;a piece of paper inscribed with the words "Rob-B-Gone" has been taped over the regular Raid logo.Massive pops from the crowd again.Rob looks around for somebody to bail him out of the mess he's gotten himself into but doesn't find anyone;then,just when it seems like his problems can't get any worse,"Turning Japanese" starts to play over the speakers....
