*And the Sandleman jumps out of the crowd and immediately begins beating Oakley down with his singapore cane. Hyman and Blackandblue rush for cover, still shouting threats at each other as the Sandleman cracks open a beer on his own skull to the delight of the Evil Cunt Wrestling fans!
Sandleman dumps a beer on Oakley and whacks Ian Bond for good measure as well, spitting beer in the Brit's face.
The crowd erupts into a furious ECW! ECW! ECW! chant as the Sandleman leaves the arena.
