*The Misfits' "All Hell Breaks Loose" begins to play as the ECW fans go wild at the sound of the Hellions' entrance music. However, instead of seeing the Hellions enter the arena, we cut to a live video feed.

We see a closeup of the ECW Tag Team Titles sitting upon what seems to be a big pile of dirt. Pulling back we see a pair of shovels leaned up against a tombstone. Other tombstones can be seen in the background.


"Four years ago, Evil Cunt Wrestling died. And with it, the Evil Cunt Wrestling Tag Team Titles. The last great tag match never happened. The Hellions. Rob Van Dyke & Scabu. The fans never got to see it. No one did. But then a miracle happened."

*Pulling back further, we see Grimm and Nowhereman standing behind the titles. They're wearing old skool ECW era Hellions t-shirts. Grimm is speaking.

"Evil Cunt Wrestling came back. For one night. And so did the Hellions. We went out and dug up the titles that we buried oh so long ago. Tonight, Rob Van Dyke and Scabu, prepare for the end. For the Hellions ride again, and all hell follows with us. Rest in pieces."

*The camera pans in closer to their faces and we see the Hellions are covered in dirt and blood. Nowhereman leans into the camera and utters one word: "CUNTS!"