Good evening ladies & (not so) gentleman.
Well here we are,back in the old house with the old crew.

I have only been with RDCW a short while,but I can honestly say that of all the promotions out there at the moment,the RDCW is the only one that I would say has at least lived up to the legacy of Evil Cunt Wrestling.

Of course,most of the guys here tonight went on to wrestle for one promotion or another,and in most cases had great careers after the death of ECW,but I'm betting most of them would rather be wrestling here.

Of course,the RDCW has a whole bunch of ECW alumni on its books right now.
Guys like Joe Mama,King Snarf,Captain Sammitch of course went under different names back in the day,but guys like Grimm,thedoctor & of course Nowhereman are names that will be familiar to all of you,no matter whether you are an ECW or RDCW fan.

Of course,we had our own bad apples,and I'm sorry RDCW made the mistake of signing Chris Oakley.
He was an arsehole back in the ECW days,and he seems even worse now.

Now,I have seen a few unwelcome faces here tonight,and that pisses me off.
While I have no problem with RDCW wrestlers per se,what I do have a problem with is guys like Two Ton Tommy showing his face here when he never bled ECW blood,when he never sweated ECW sweat & he never knew the meaning of hardcore.

Now I give this challenge to any RDCW guys who see fit to appear here tonight without an invite.
You guys wanna invade my home?
Thats fine,but you are gonna play by my rules.
On Havoc I will be holding my own ECW rules hardcore challenge whenever I feel like it,and Two Ton Tommy,next week its you & me!


You cant stop rock n' roll!