A mysterious figure crawls from under the ring, chair in hand.
He climbs up the ring post to the top rope.
The crowd roars, and Captain Howdy gets a smug look on his face, and raises his hands and turns to his left to acknowledge the cheers.
The shadowy figure leaps from the rope chair raised high above his head and lays a devastating blow to Howdy's noggin. Beautiful red gushes from the enormous laceration on Howdy's forehead like a rare sirloin.
The figure takes off his cape to reveal Pig Iron, the swine of steel.
Pig Iron throws the chair onto Howdy's limp body in disgust.
Grabbing the mic PI: " You're going to Hog Heaven Howdy. You look like you're bleeding pretty badly. That gash on your forehead isn't as bad as your pathetic monologue though. I got some more of that for you in a pig sty free for all match. If your man enough to do extreme combat with my 24 inch ham hocks?"
PI:" You're looking sloppy. Clean yourself up man." throws the mic onto Howdy's motionless ragdoll body.
Pigs On The Wing begins playing over the soundsystem....
Announcer: " A pig sty free for all. Wow. That is extreme. weapons and objects hidden in the 8 inches of mud, wood fencing instead of ropes. Will Howdy accept the challenge? The swine of steel issued a challenge what will come of it? I'll tell you this after seeing that chair beat down I do believe a pig can fly."
Last edited by Pig Iron; 2005-07-02 5:18 AM.
