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Junkyard Invitational
It quickly became apparent that Captain Howdy had spent quite a bit of time in the junkyard preparing for this matchup! As the Wankstas and Masturbators renewed their old time rivalry, they fight into a 1968 volkswagon! Howdy quickly slammed the doors shut, locking both teams in and eliminating them from the match!
Across the yard, LLance hit Theory9 with his patented AvaLLance maneuver, knocking him into a pile of garbage that he never made his way out of. Chris Jerko eliminated Kid Rash with a backflip off of a mustang, but was quickly eliminated himself by PenWing after a Spin O Rama!
JS: I'm still not sure why PenWing is in this match! He never worked for ECW!
PH: Actually, you're wrong! He did work for ECW. Not a lot of people know this, but PenWing's first job was working for ECW. He was too young to wrestle, so I gave him a job with the ring crew, setting the place up before matches. By the time he was old enough to wrestle, ECW had folded. But he had already made friends with enough ECW wrestlers to get work.
Bibbo and I-Man attempted to flank Howdy, but Howdy smiled and reached into his pocket. Pulling out a small remote, Howdy flipped a switch and the brothers were wiped out by a wrecking ball!
JS: OH MY GOB!
PH: Smart thinking from Capt. Howdy, a longtime veteran!
Another swing took out the battling Rook and Hedgehog Jack, as the two old school warriors were caught in the wrath of Howdy! Bsams and Roy Batty were the next to go, as Franta and Drzsmith barely escaped, leaving only 2 of the 4 Naturemen in the battle!
Franta turned and found himself on the receiving end of an AvaLLance from the top of a pile of cars!
JS: OH MY GOD! AVALLANCE FROM THE TOP OF THE HEAP!
Fans: ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW!
Vagiri knocked the remote from Howdy's hand with a spin kick and went for his mist attack, but Howdy ducked and hit Vagiri in the groin with a hubcap!
JS: Another elimination for Howdy! He's got to be the favorite here.
Drzsmith eliminated 2 Old Scorpius with a Cheesebomb as A. G. Wednesday fell victim to PenWing's Sudden Death! Drzsmith and LLance attempted to doubleteam PenWing, but a missed AvaLLance lead to another Sudden Death!
As PenWing and Drzsmith fought, Howdy gleefully watched the carnage, preparing to eliminate both men with another trap. But as Howdy turned, he was caught once again by a flying steel chair from Pig Iron!
JS: I don't believe it! Howdy's been eliminated from his own match!
As Pig Iron stood over the fallen Howdy once again, he leaned inward and delivered a simple message.
PI: Irony is a dish best served cold.
Pig Iron left the junkyard, leaving only two men in the match! PenWing went for a Spin O Rama, but Drzsmith reversed it into a Cheesebomb and eliminated him, becoming the winner of the junkyard invitational!
