Guantanamo Cage Match
PH: Never in ECW or even wrestling history has there been a more terrifying edifice built than the Guantanamo Cage, Joey! Armed guards with doberman pinchers patrolling this twelve foot high steel deathtrap, and it's lined with barbed wire!
JS: There is no winner in this match! Only a survivor!
The Sandleman is let into the Guantanamo Cage first, quickly followed by Chris Oakley, sans Bond Brigade.
JS: Chris Oakley is going it alone tonight!
PH: That's right! Old school ECW style! No Ian Bond! No Bond Brigade! No Los Azules! Just Oakley and the Sandleman one on one!
Oakley hits the Sandleman with a wicked spear into one side of the cage! Sandleman retaliates with multiple caneshots to Oakley's head and upper body! Sandleman hits a Vodka Gimlet and goes for a ddt! The Sandleman attempts to climb up to the top of the cage, but the cage's roof and the barbed wire stops him!
JS: Obviously the Sandleman forgot you can't win by leaving the cage!
PH: That's right, JJoey. I think the Sandleman trained a little too hard before the match tonight.
JS: I hear he's up to three cases a day!
PH: Very strict training regimen, yes.
The Sandleman drops back into the center of the cage, just in time for Oakley to revive and hit a Full Metal Jacket! He pins the Sandleman in the cage and is allowed to leave by the armed guards.
