Crackhead Lumberjack Alley Fight
JS: This match will be contested under Crackhead Lumberjack rules! If either team tries to leave the alley before the match is over, the crackhead lumberjacks will prevent them from doing so!
PH: And as we all know, you can't outrun a crackhead, JJOey!
The Dud Boys, Bobby Ray, Derek, and Little Prick, made their way into the alley first. Accompanied by their manager, Moe Splurtner. As Splutner began his usual innuendo laced introduction, he was interrupted by a loud cry of "OOK OOK ACK EEK! WE'RE TAKING OVER!"
As the Monkey World Order, Big Johnny Evil, Da Monkey Guy, and Chevy Nova entered the alley, fighting their way through the crackhead lumberjacks!
JS: I think that one crackhead just copped a feel on Johnny Evil!
The Dud Boys pounced on their opponents as the match got underway! As Splurtner handed them various objects to assault the MWO with! Bobby Ray pulled out a cheesegrater and drug it across Chevy Nova's forehead!
Derek Dud went for a headbutt, but Da Monkey Guy attempted to flee, only to be caught by the crackhead lumberjacks. They pushed Da Monkey Guy back into the alley! Big Johnny Evil hit Little Prick Dud with a Reverse Kryptonite Krunch and went for a pin.
Splurtner interfered and was promptly attacked by three of the crackhead lumberjacks! They picked Splurtner up and deposited him inside of a dumpster!
JS: Where he belongs if you ask me!
The three crackheads then turned their attention towards the Dud Boys and joined forces with the MWO in beating them down! As Da Monkey Guy hit the Might of the Monkey on Derek Dud and pinned him, the crackheads began to remove their outer clothing!
JS: OH MY GOB! It's. . .It's. . .the MBL! Rypta Gudn, Chewy Walrus, and Gooz! They just helped the MWO defeat the Dud Boys! This is a night to remember!
