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ECW vs. XPW
In the roped off seats of the porno theatre, several fans chanted "ECW! ECW! ECW!" as "Beautiful People" began to play. Rob Blackandblue and Lizzie Boring walked down the aisle towards the designated battle area. They stopped at the front to argue with two familiar looking people.
JS: Is that? It is! It's Louie Bastardo and Grace! They bought front row tickets to see Rob Blackandblue get his ass kicked!
Louie and Grace hold up their tickets for the camera as Rob and Lizzie scream at them. Rob and Lizzie are so enraged that they fail to hear the ECW theme music play and Paul Hyman enter the porn theatre.
Hyman jumps both from behind, nailing them in the head with his old gimmick cell phone from his manager days. Hyman rammed Blackandblue's head into the movie screen, and picked up a bucket of jizz. Hyman brandished the bucket for the approving crowd. But before he could do anything, Lizzie Boring attacked him from behind, sending the bucket flying into the creepy old men section.
Lizzie put Hyman in a headlock and began choking him. Hyman shoved her off (along with his ballcap) and kicked her in the groin!
JS: Paul Hyman just kicked Lizzie Boring in the nuts!
Hyman knocked Blackandblue and Boring's heads together and pinned both of them on the theatre floor! Picking up another bucket of jizz, he dumped it over the XPW owners to the delight of the audience, Louie Bastardo and Grace included!
