Cemetary Dance of Destruction
ECW Tag Titles
Rob Van Dykek & Scabu enter the cemetary, to the sound of the shrill whistles of Bill AlFonzie. All three were taken down from behind as the Hellions emerged, brandishing shovels with which they pounded the challengers!
Nowhereman hit AlFonzie with a Fucking Cuntline as Grimm grabbed the manager and delivered a Triple 6 Bomb! Scabu hit the Hellions with a flying clothesline off of a tombstone and Van Dyke moonsaulted onto all three from another gravemarker!
Scabu attempted a bulldog, but Nowhereman shoved him off, into an open casket! Grimm grabbed Van Dyke by the ponytail and smashed him in the face with his tag title belt! Nowhereman went for a flying headbutt on Scabu, causing the casket to drop into the ground!
The crowd watching on a videofeed chanted: ECW! ECW! ECW!
After several moments, Nowhereman got to his feet and delivered a Fuck Off Slam! Grimm hit Van Dyke with a Triple 6 Bomb and dumped him on top of Scabu in the casket! The Hellions grabbed their shovels from earlier and began filling in the grave, literally burying Van Dyke & Scabu alive!
As the Hellions were declared the winners, the camera refocused in on a particular tombstone. Written on the front were the words: In Memorium, Road Warrior Hawk
