Philly Cheesesteak Diner Brawl!
Four Way Dance for the ECW Heavyweight Title!
Prince Snarf entered the diner first, quickly followed by the hardcore legend, Terry Skunk! "The Frankfurter" Dane Douglas was next, proclaiming "It's MY belt!" as the last Evil Cunt Wrestling Champion Hippo entered the diner and the match began!
Terry Skunk was quickly eliminated as he dropped his flaming branding iron and Prince Snarf hit a Bastardbomb on him! Hippo speared Douglas into a dining table, sending fans and food flying! Hippo stopped to munch on a cheesesteak, but Douglas hit his belly to back suplex finisher (taught to him by Magnum T. N. A.) and pinned the champion!
And now it was down to two. Snarf and Douglas! The two squared off, grabbing a couple of butter knives and dueling across the counter top! Douglas threw hot coffee at Snarf, who ducked behind a waitress! The waitress turned out to Rancine (Douglas' former valet), who slapped Douglas in the face! Douglas grabbed Rancine and suplexed her over the counter top!
Snarf leapt onto Douglas and applied the headlock! Within moments, Douglas had tapped out and Prince Snarf was declared the NEW Evil Cunt Wrestling Heavyweight Champion! Snarf and Rancine embraced as they held the Championship up for the applauding fans!
As the show drew to a close, JJoey SStylles could be heard exclaiming: "A new ECW Champion crowned on this night! I can't believe it!"
