only a woman could think of something this fuckin stupid. Turning something like hanging out into a cutesy date. But this makes me laugh cuz my brother went to a wedding yesterday with his best friend. My brother asked his friend to go because his sister got busted for a DUI and had to go to some program, so his friend talked him into letting him go instead so they could pick up women. I told them both it could backfire, but they told me I'm retarded and nobody's gonna think anything.

So it's bad enough he's taking a guy as his date, but then my metro-style brother decided to wear a pink shirt and tie. So he goes to pick up his metro-style friend, who also turns out to be wearing pink. So instead of telling him to go back inside and put something else on, they figure fuck it and decide to go. Now, wearing matching attire is cute and all when you're a couple, but when you plan on picking up women at any event like this showing up together, late, wearing pink matching shirt and ties, the only thing that can possibly ensue is hilarity, which did indeed ensue. Needless to say, neither of them got very lucky last night.