The ROYAL CANADIAN MOUNTIES are neither ROYAL nor CANADIAN nor MOUNTED ON A PLAQUE! They are actually SMALL LITHUANIAN APES trained to sniff out DRUG SMUGGLERS! They wear the BRIGHT RED UNIFORMS to FOOL DRUG SMUGGLERS into thinking that they are only EMBARASSED!
The worst drug in CANADA is the dreaded POUTINE!
MOUNTIES have BIG HATS because there's a BOTTLE OF MOLSONS in there!
