Awww, Piggies! How could you say that about Rob?
Just because he recruited new moderators (and I use the term loosely) who do no more than edit every post to say "Durh, I want to trade panties with an Albino dwarf while giving a hickey to Meryl Streep, durh!", because rigging a clearly biased poll to make PrincessElisa appear to be the RKMB villainess and putting her in fear of losing her job by saying the called her workplace just wasn't enough to make her pay dearly for (hope you're sitting down for this *shudder*) approving of same sex marriages being banned in 11 states, seven months, three weeks, six days, and an even number of hours ago; we're just not going to let it go! It's a crime against all humanity, especially if the convict is female! Yesiree Bob! ... Oh, flibbertigibbet, I think I broke a nail.. be back in a sec..
Back. Where was I? Oh yes, Rob! Please don't say bad things about Rob. After all
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Rob Kamphausen said:
i love all of my children, both equally and deviantly.
i don't think anyone should leave and never come back. not princess, not first national bastard, not oakley, not disco steve, not shazzamgrrl, ...not even jack, the little death. you're all welcome and appreciated, even if i think you're overtly silly and you accuse me of attempting to get you deported.
post, and be jolly.
He recruited the profileless neruotic obsessive moderators because they find themselves in an exostential quandry full of loathing and self doubt enwrapped in the isolation if this pitiful and meaninglist existence of theirs, and badgering and putting words in the mouths of females relieves their stress and makes them feel big and strong! Why do you think plastic keyboard covers were invented?
If after hearing all this, you still wish to leave us, we'll understand. But if you leave, more power to you.
"They win again!"
