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Just because he recruited new moderators (and I use the term loosely) who do no more than edit every post to say "Durh, I want to trade panties with an Albino dwarf while giving a hickey to Meryl Streep, durh!", because rigging a clearly biased poll to make PrincessElisa appear to be the RKMB villainess and putting her in fear of losing her job by saying the called her workplace just wasn't enough to make her pay dearly for (hope you're sitting down for this *shudder*) approving of same sex marriages being banned in 11 states, seven months, three weeks, six days, and an even number of hours ago; we're just not going to let it go! It's a crime against all humanity, especially if the convict is female! Yesiree Bob! ... Oh, flibbertigibbet, I think I broke a nail.. be back in a sec..

He recruited the profileless neruotic obsessive moderators because they find themselves in an exostential quandry full of loathing and self doubt enwrapped in the isolation if this pitiful and meaninglist existence of theirs, and badgering and putting words in the mouths of females relieves their stress and makes them feel big and strong! Why do you think plastic keyboard covers were invented?

If after hearing all this, you still wish to leave us, we'll understand. But if you leave, more power to you.



That my friend was FREAKIN' AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL! RACK THE EJ!!!!!!!!