Chesty Lerou is wearing an almost-fitting red dress in the middle of the Cheesedome ring.

Chesty: Ladies and gentlemen, last week I broke the story about the signing of harleykwin to the RDCW! And for the second week in a row, I am the only one who can deliver…the Allied Powers!

Rob’s Killer Instinct Rip-Off Theme Music echoes throughout the walls of the Cheesedome. Captain Howdy emerges from behind the curtain first, waving the Union Jack flag. Harleykwin is seen next, and the sold-out crowd roars their approval. Harley does a cute little bow, and finally, MisterJLA takes the ramp, holding an American flag with a pissed-off look on his face.

The three partners slowly make their way to the ring. While Harley shakes the hands of a few fans, other fans extend their middle finger to Howdy and JLA. The three finally enter the ring, and JLA rips the microphone out of Chesty’s hand and begins to speak. Chesty runs for cover, while the Allies place each flag in an opposite corner...



JLA: Balls Nasty…

JLA looks frustrated, and can’t speak anymore. He throws the mic to the canvas and attempts to leave the ring.

harley: Wait MisterJ! You just can’t leave! Not now!

The crowd…cheers?!?


Monroe: I don’t believe it! Has MisterJLA finally won the crowd over, or are they cheering for harley?

Marcum: Of course they are cheering for the ch…former champ! Now shut up, Monroe! It looks like he’s ready to speak again!

JLA: Balls Nasty…I’ve got some friendly advise for you. <pauses> Pick a baseball game, and bet on it… buy some lotto tickets… fly out to Vegas, and bet your measly life saving on a game of roulette: Do some serious gambling now, because you are the luckiest bastard on the face of the planet!

The crowd cheers!

JLA: You are a lucky one, Balls Nasty. That’s the only explanation for you…defeating me last week. That and the fact that you are a shameless cheater!

The crowd boos!

JLA: Play my footage!

The lights on the Cheesedome dim, and footage from last week’s DCMB World Heavyweight Title match is shown. The footage is set-up to show Balls Nasty illegally hitting MisterJLA over the head with a metallic jock cup!

JLA: Did you all see that?!? A shameless cheater, who couldn’t take my belt without, well, cheating!

Monroe: Isn’t JLA the one who wins practically every singles and tag match using an illegal kick to the goods?

Marcum: Quiet, you!

JLA: So there you have it: proof that Balls Nasty has no respect for the rules. Now all of you have a cheat for a champion. I was the greatest DCMB Champion that the RDCW ever seen, but now look at the tarnish that Nasty will bring to my beloved title!

Monroe: Wasn’t JLA the only DCMB Champion we ever saw?

Marcum: Quiet, you!

JLA: But as I said last week, I have plans to get my championship back. Somewhere down the road, whether it is Hell in the Cell, or a Last Man Standing match, I will get my rematch, and my revenge!

The crowd cheers!

Monroe: I must admit it, he was won the crowd over…most of them.

Marcum: They finally realize what a great champion they had in MisterJLA!

JLA: I’ve said what I wanted to say about Balls Nasty. I hope he enjoys his time as Champion, because his reign will be over before he knows it. Now on to the Tag Championship!

Tonight…T…L…C!


The crowd begins to chant TLC! TLC!

JLA: This is more evidence that RDCW hates Captain Howdy and myself. Not only do we have to beat the paper champions, Joe Mama and Queen Snarf, but we also have to beat Penwing and Sammitch!

But that’s OK, because in case anyone has forgotten we are undefeated as a tag team!

Monroe: How could we forget? He reminds us every week!

JLA: Our undefeated streak is as impressive as the steak the Red Sox had without winning a World Series! It only took them 80 some years, eh Joe Mama?

Penwing, Queen Snarf, Joe Mama, Joe Daddy, Joe Sister, Sammitch, Bagel, Hoagie, bring them all on! Tonight the Allies take our rightful spot as World Tag Team Champions!

The crowd chants TLC! TLC!

JLA: I know the rules to a TLC match…the first person that climbs the ladder, reaches up, and grabs the belts win the match for his team.

I’m glad to say that I have practiced for this event. I want all of you to know that I’ve been climbing all over Balls Nasty’s mother each and every night, and I’ve become quite good at it!

When I climb her, I even have to fight off other men, but I always finish the evening…on top!

The crowd laughs…

JLA: And tonight will be no different! Finally, last but not least, the lovely and talented harleykwin makes her debut as a wrestler!

Even though the RDCW championship committee has been doing their best to hold Howdy and I back, even they couldn’t prevent harley from getting a Booby Title match in her first outing!

I’m proud to say that she is ready tonight! And to make sure that nothing goes wrong, I will be in her corner to…root her on!

Unless of course sneaky bunny wants to do the honorable thing. That’s right, bunny, I know you can hear me. If you’d like to save us the trouble of seeing harley humiliate you in front of a sold-out crowd, you can walk that aisle, and hand harley the championship, right now!

Howdy! Hold the ring ropes open for sneaky bunny! Bunny? I know you’re back there. Why don’t you…hop on down, and give harley the belt!

After a few moments, sneaky bunny walks down the ring aisle, without her theme music, but with the Women’s Booby Title in her hands. She looks very sad, and enters the ring through the ropes that Captain Howdy is holding open for her.

She takes the mic from a smiling MisterJLA…

sneaky bunny: This is a very sad day for me. I heard what you had to say, JLA, and it makes sense.

MisterJLA and Captain Howdy smile, and nod in agreement.

bunny: I’ve decided to give you the belt harley. Come closer, so I can... give it to you.

harleykwin walks toward bunny, who blasts harley with the championship belt! Bunny throws the belt to the canvas, straddles harleykwin, and begins to pull her hair through her harleykwin costume!

Monroe and Marcum: CATFIIIIIIIIIGHT! CATFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!

JLA: Uh, Captain? Shouldn’t we break this up?

Howdy: Are you kidding me? This is wonderful!

Howdy and JLA watch in glee as the two ladies roll around the ring, until security breaks up the fight. Both ladies are taken back to the dressing room, while JLA and Howdy stand in the ring exchanging high-fives…