*After a short promo for the RDCW/RDLL When Worlds Collide pay-per-view,we cut to a video package of various highlights from Chris Oakley's RDCW career,playing with AC/DC's "For Those About To Rock" as the background music. It starts with his Robblemania XX bout against the Captain of Outer Space, continues through his reigns as RDCW hardcore and IC champ,moves on to his Guantanamo cage bout against Sandalman at One Night Stand,and wraps up with his XPW world title victory over Darien Irons on the June 14th "Tuesday Night Havoc".*
*Camera fades to the backstage area at the Cheesedome; we see XPW commentator Joey Biles standing beside a granite tombstone inscribed with the words "XPW: Rest In Pieces/June 14th, 2005."*
JOEY: You may be wondering what I'm doing on RDCW's Tuesday Night Havoc seeing that I've been an XPW announcer from the time XPW began. Well, just two weeks ago an event happened which will have a profound impact on the future of both RDCW and XPW, and the man who you just saw in the previous video clip is at the center of that event. Ladies and gentlemen, the new XPW world heavyweight champion, Chris Oakley!
Huge pops from the fans watching Biles on the Cheese-O-Tron as Chris enters the backstage area with a mic in one hand and the XPW world heavyweight title in the other.
CHRIS: Thanks for coming, Joey.
JOEY: Chris,for years you've mocked XPW and repeatedly rebuffed XPW owner Rob Blackandblue's attempts to sign you to a contract with our federation. Yet you agreed to face Darien Irons for the XPW world heavyweight title and subsequently defeated him. What was your motivation?
CHRIS: It was twofold Joey. First, I wanted to avenge RDCW's honor after Rob Blackandblue and his little goon squad tried to wreck "Havoc".... (Applause from the Cheesedome crowd) second, I wanted to prove to the fans and my peers that I'm still bona fide champion materal. And I'd say I've succeeded on both counts, wouldn't you? (More applause as Chris grins)
JOEY: Aren't you worried that you may become a target for would-be challengers to your title--including the former champion, "Big Man" Darien Irons?
CHRIS: That's exactly what I'm hoping for, Joey....the more people come after my belt, the more solidly I'm entrenched at the top of the RDCW ladder! Because if so many people want to take me down that bad, it just proves beyond a doubt that I'm a legitimate champion and main eventer--
*PenWing comes running down the hall and interrupts Chris in mid-sentence.*
PENWING: You cowardly piece of crap!
*PenWing swings his Sherwood hockey stick at Chris, who barely gets out of the way. The Sherwood shatters over the tombstone, at which point Chris punches PenWing in the gut and throws him into the wall. Joey races down the hall looking for help as PenWing and Chris attempt to tear each other apart. PenWing finally gets the upper hand and throws the XPW world champion face-first into the tombstone; he kneels down to punch Chris but the now bloody champ is able to get a leg up and he sends PenWing back into the wall. By this time, Captain Sammitch and Meeko come racing down the hall from one end and Ian Bond comes from the other. Before they can lock up again Sammitch and Meeko pull PenWing back to restrain him and Bond does the same for Chris. As Sammitch and Meeko pull PenWing down the hall, PenWing yells at the XPW world heavyweight champion.*
PENWING: Oakers,when I'm through with you, you're going to wish you had signed with Blueballs!
CHRIS: You're just lucky I don't have a chair with me or I'd bash your skull in with it!
*As PenWing and company round the corner, the camera cuts to Monroe and Marcum at ringside.*
MONROE: What has gotten into PenWing?
MARCUM: Maybe there is more to the knucklehead than we've been led to believe? I'm not sure who to feel more sorry for here! These two have a long history,and it looks like it's about to explode!
MONROE: Folks,we'll try and get to the bottom of this before "Havoc" ends tonight!
Last edited by Mike The Mouth Monroe; 2005-07-06 2:09 PM.
