Monroe: Folks, we've got video of the SD-6 locker room immediately after PenWing and Chris Oakley had to be separated.
*The Cheese-o-tron comes to life to show the video from earlier in the show.*
Meeko: What the hell do you think you're doing? You think that belt gives you the right to just attack anyone at random?
PenWing: Random!? You call Oaker's actions random? The bastard pulled Nuriko, still recovering from injury, into his little war with XPW! She's our teammate! Did you know she was going to be at One Night Stand? Because when I spoke with her she made no mention of it!
Meeko: No, I didn't know she would be there. But Tommy was there with her, so it's not like she wasn't protected.
PenWing: Right. Until Darth showed up! The Family Business has never been stronger, and now we've got Oakers picking away at our own faction!
Meeko: You let me worry about our faction! That's my job! Your job is not to make trouble with our allies!
PenWing: He's not our ally! Oakers is out there for himself! You see the way he carries that XPW title around? He thinks he owns the place! He thinks a fallen company's gold makes him a contender!
Meeko: That's right! He does think that! And then you go and talk about facing him in a match! You just added to his credibility!
PenWing: Added to his credibility!? I called his bluff!
Meeko: No, you took his bait! You don't have time to be dealing with this! You've got a match tonight! You've got a chance to take back the Tag Team Donkey Lovin' Titles from King Snarf and Joe Mama! That's what you need to be focused on!
*There is a pause, and when PenWing speaks again, his demeanor changes. This becomes obvious not just by the look in his eyes, or by the expression on his face, but by the tone of his voice, which he lowers. When he speaks, he sounds cold and calculating.*
PenWing: Oh, I'm focused on that match. I won't let either of you down. You know that. What JLA and Howdy did last week, they will pay for their interference. And King Snarf will regret ever laying a hand on you. That, I guarantee. But Oakers...someone has to deal with him. Would you rather it be the Bastardo Family? Would you like King Snarf to beat his ass for the XPW title? Do you really want to hear them talk about how that will be the new RDCW championship belt? This title, the Big Cheese Belt, stands at the top of the pyramid. There is no greater title in all of wrestling. Everyone wants it, but only one person gets to wear it. Just look into Sammitch's eyes everytime he sees the belt. They say it all. He wants it almost more than anything in the world. And if he had it, I'd have the same look in my eyes. This MOD tournament, it could give him the chance to win this belt, and that would be a hell of a match. But before I can start worrying about who I'm going to face at SummerScam, I have to make sure that I'm worthy of defending this title at SummerScam. When we formed SD-6, we did it to stand against everything that was wrong in wrestling. We are here for one reason, and that is to give the fans what they want. And what they want, is a champion who is willing to put it all on the line, no matter the cost, be it physical, or emotional. I will be damned if I will not be that champion. So here I am, and this is the way it has to be. Because this is the only way it can be.
*There is another pause.*
Meeko: You're right. This is why we're here. Do what you have to do.
*PenWing looks over to Captain Sammitch, who has been standing quietly by the door.*
PenWing: Sammitch?
Sammitch: (shrugs) Kick his ass, man.
*Havoc goes to commercial.*
<sub>Will Eisner's last work -
The Plot: The Secret Story of the Protocols of the Elders of ZionRDCW Profile"Well, as it happens, I
wrote the damned SOP," Illescue half snarled, "and as of now, you can bar those jackals from
any part of this facility until Hell's a hockey rink! Is that perfectly clear?!" - Dr. Franz Illescue -
Honor Harrington: At All Costs"I don't know what I'm do, or how I do, I just do." -
Alexander Ovechkin</sub>
