RKMBs Forums .::Important::. RDCW Tuesday Night Havoc 7.5.05

Cut to Family Business' Locker Room. King Snarf Rules is interviewing Joe Mama...

KSR: Champ, tonight you're defending your Tag Team Donkey Lovin' Titles. Not just against PenWing and Captain Sammitch, but against the Allied Pow...

Joe Mama snatches the microphone from King Snarf Rules' hand.

JM: MisterJLA, can you hear me? Captain Howdy, do I have your attention? Pay attention, boys; I don't want you to say you weren't warned! Because last week, you made the worst damn mistake of your lives!

Last week, you interfered with Family business! You stuck yourselves in to something that you REALLY want NO part of! Because who have you beaten? What contenders for these Tag Team titles have you managed to defeat? Did I blink and miss your epic match against a newly re-formed Hellions - have they even reunited? Was I napping when you crushed PenWing and Sammitch? Was I out getting dinner while you destroyed the Dark Lords? Fantastic and Tommy? The Legbreakers? WHO HAVE YOU BEATEN?!?

The truth is that you've done nothing but lurk around the RDCW, taking out whatever jobber you could get a match with. You've lost a title that you brought into this promotion to a man who doesn't remotely care about it. You've won NOTHING! You are entitled to NOTHING! But, now that you've decided to make demands that should've gotten you laughed out of the Championship Committee's office, let me tell you what you've EARNED!!!

Captain Howdy, you and I know each other from our ECW days. I know what you're about. I know how you work. And I know what to expect from you. What I DON'T know is why you've hooked up with an irrelevance like MisterJLA! Is your career going so poorly? Did Nowhereman break your heart when he left you? Are you lonesome, Captain Howdy? Well, big man, tonight you'll be getting all the attention you apparently crave and more! If SD-6 doesn't get you, the Family will!!!

And what can I say about MisterJLA? The man with the title no one wanted. The man with the "devastating" ball-shot for a finisher. The man who was supposed to arrive with a great manager - whatever happened to your manager, JLA? Did he realize what you were getting into and head for the hills? Is he watching you from Heaven? Is that why you hide behind Captain Howdy? Let me fill you in on something - tonight, you are not just going to be defeated in our match. Tonight, you are going to be SOUNDLY beaten! At some point in our match, whether you like it or not, I WILL get my hands on you and I WILL cut years off your career! You wanted to face the Champions? You got your chance! Tonight, when I get you in the ring, I'm going to make my ECW match against Tommy Sleeper look like a WWE match! Prepare to bleed HEAVILY!!!

KSR (slightly off-mic): What about PenWing and Sammitch?

JM: PenWing, best of luck in your match against Oakley. Family Business standa by its "non-interference" policy. But, guys, if your smart, you won't show up for the Tag match tonight. There's blood in the water and the sharks are starting to frenzy. The Allied Powers are going to fall tonight - don't get in the Family's way.

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