ECW Rulez Match: Captain Howdy versus Two-Ton Tommy
Tommy’s inexperience in this style of match plainly showed. Captain Howdy ultimately got the pinfall victory using all of the following items: steel chair, bamboo cane, street sign, lead pipe, brass knuckles, tire iron, hubcap, 2x4, leather belt, cinder block, and a six-pack of Budweiser longnecks. Two-Ton Tommy was carried out of the ring area on a stretcher…
MOD Tournament: Balls Nasty versus Pig Iron
Seeking revenge for his loss at the ECW Reunion PPV, Captain Howdy distracted Pig Iron just enough for Balls Nasty to hit the Camero Cut and secure his victory, moving on in the MOD tournament. After Balls Nasty left the ring, Captain Howdy took his opportunity to attack Pig Iron.
Grudge Match: Tommy Savitz versus El Superbeasto
"I'M THAT DAMN GOOD!" could be heard as "Lyla" began to play, signaling the arrival in the CheeseDome of Tommy "The Surgeon" Savitz and his lovely wife, Terri. The happy couple entered the ring to the applause of the fans, welcoming them back from their hiatus.
The cheers quickly faded, however, as Del Castillo's "Back From the Grave" started up and the Giant Luchador, El Superbeasto entered the arena, accompanied by Louie Bastardo and Grace. The trio entered the ring where Superbeasto glared lecherously at Terri.
As the giant motioned at her, Tommy jumped his much larger foe, attempting to lift the beast up in a Scalpelplex. But Superbeasto halted the attempt with a pair of crushing forearm blows to the Surgeon's back. Superbeasto then whipped Savitz into the ropes and caught him in a massive bear hug!
Savitz struggled to escape the maneuver as the RDCW fans cheered him on, lead by Terri at ringside! Sensing that her husband was in danger, Terri climbed up onto the ring apron and began waving at Superbeasto.
Distracted, the Giant Luchador dropped Tommy to the mat and walked over, despite the protestations of Louie and Grace at ringside. Savitz recovered and, as Terri distracted Superbeasto, Savitz locked the giant in the Cardiac Arrest!
Monroe: Cardiac Arrest! Buhgawd!
Savitz actually managed to bring the giant down onto the mat, but Superbeasto's height advantage came into play, as he was able to drape one of his long legs over the bottom rope. As Lothar ordered Savitz to break the hold, Grace walked to the other side of the ring and began verbally assaulting Terri!
The two then got into a physical confrontation, pushing each other and rolling around on the floor!
Marcum: CATFIGHT! CATFIIIIGHT!!!!!!
Monroe: Would you stop?
As Tommy and Louie attempted to get the women apart, Superbeasto brought down a pair of Giant Headbutts upon the Surgeon, knocking him to the mat! Superbeasto dropped a Giant Elbow on Savitz, for good measure!
Superbeasto then began running in place, in signal for one of his feared giant lucha maneuvers.
Monroe: Oh, Gob, no...he can't. He wouldn't.
Marcum: He is! He's going for the GiantSault!
*Superbeasto bounded off of the ropes on each side of the ring, and springboarded off of the middle rope, almost causing it to separate from the turnbuckles as he went for his GiantSault. Savitz managed to roll out of the way at the last moment, however and Superbeasto hit the mat hard!
The ring shook and trembled as the Giant Luchador crashed down upon it!
Monroe: BUHGAWD! Did you hear that?!?
Marcum: Did you SEE that?!?
*With both men lying on the mat, Lothar began the ten count. As Lothar counted, the two began to make their way to their feet. At the count of eight, both men stood. Savitz grabbed one of Superbeasto's arms and attempted to apply the Surgeon's Knife! But the Giant Luchador was too quick and wrapped his hand around Savitz' throat!
Superbeasto lifted Savitz high into the air and delivered his patented Chokeslam to Oblivion! The Giant Luchador then pinned his foe to end the match! As Superbeasto, Louie, and Grace were celebrating, Terri Savitz slid into the ring to tend to her fallen husband.
Noticing this, Superbeasto walked over to the girl and began making advances to her. Fearing for her life, Terri backed into a corner as the Giant advanced on her. All looked lost until James Fantastic slid into the ring, guitar in hand!
Monroe: FANTASTIC!
Fantastic took a swing at Louie and Grace, as the two ducked and quickly slid out of the ring! Fantastic then nailed Superbeasto in the back with a flurry of guitar shots, bringing the giant to his knees!
Fantastic's music began to play, as he held up the remnants of his guitar for the cheering fans, while Superbeasto rolled out of the ring, holding his back. Terri and James attempted to help Tommy to his feet when Charlie attacked Fantastic, hitting him with a particularly brutal Tower of London!
As Fantastic and the Savitz's went down, Charlie gloated over his foe, promising more brutalization to come in their match later!
