MOD Tournament: Johnny Evil versus PJP
The RDCW’s friendliest wrestler was no match for its evilest. PJP was so busy making friends with the referee, the ring announcer, the timekeeper, the fans, and the turnbuckles that he was an early victim of the Making Of Flubber. Johnny Evil moves on in the MOD tournament.
Lipstick Lesbians Tag Division: Meeko/Terri Savitz versus The Bible Babes
This was a brutal match. Both teams showed why they’re the top competitors for the Lipstick Lesbian Tag Titles. But PrincessElisa was able to force Terri Savitz to tap out to her finisher: ABSOLUTION!!!
MOD Tournament: I-Man versus Two-Ton Tommy
Unfortunately, SD-6’s largest member was not able to compete due to injuries sustained by Captain Howdy. I-Man was named the winner by forfeit and moves on in the tournament.
MOD Tournament: Grimm versus Darth
*La Grange begins to play as Slick Willie Williams, along with Annie & Sindy make their way to ringside. Slick holds up the Cell to Hell to a rousing chorus of booes from the fans. Slick dials as the CheeseDome darkens. The Imperial March cues up as Darth and his Darkside Divas rise up from the depths.
Darth begins to head down the ramp way, as the fans continue booing him. He pauses for just the briefest of moments, as if registering this response, but as Slick yells at him and waves the Cell, he snaps back into attention and waits for his former partner's arrival on the ramp way.
"Black Wedding" starts as the lights darken again. Slick and the girls wait smugly in the ring while Grimm's matte black, Giger-esque sarcophagus wheels out onto the ramp way. Darth makes his way up to the sarcophagus and waits.
As "Backstage Pass to Hell" kicks up, the sarcophagus doors open to reveal...no one! The sarcophagus is empty! Darth looks around it in confusion, peering inside it.
As Slick yells instructions from the ring, Grimm slips out from under it and attacks him from behind! Grimm pulls Slick's coat off, as the Company manager struggles to escape! Slick and the girls flee the ring as Darth runs back down and slides inside to confront his former partner. And the clash begins!
Locking up, the two monsters jockey for position as Slick yells instructions at Darth from ringside. The two hit the ropes and Darth Irish whips Grimm across the ring. The two collide in mid-ring, with neither man going down. Circling each other, they hit the ropes again and hit again. Same effect.
They then try for a test of strength, each attempted to outmuscle the other, and for a moment, we get a split screen shot of Chesty Lerou watching the match backstage. She has a very concerned look on her face.
Monroe: Chesty watching backstage, Madman! She looks very upset!
Marcum: Of course she is! Darth loved her and left her! Just like he left Grimm for the Company! Because they're both losers!
Monroe: They are not!
Slick says something to Darth via the phone and Darth responds by kicking Grimm in the midsection! Grimm drops to his knees, as Darth now stands over him. Darth picks him up and whips him into the ropes and delivers a brutal flying lariat!
Monroe: BUHGAWD! He almost took his head off!
Darth starts working over Grimm with Sith-spawn DDTs. Darth went for a running bulldog, but Grimm recovered and shoved him off and into the ropes. As Darth rebounded, Grimm hit a forearm to the head, and both men hit the mat!
Grimm was up first and maneuvered Darth into the turnbuckles. Striking him with several quick kicks to the midsection to keep him off balance. Pulling Darth back to center ring, he hit a brutal piledriver!
Acknowledging the cheering fans, Grimm paused for a moment to hit his familiar crucifix pose. However, he failed to notice Darth quickly rise from the piledriver. Grimm turned and was face to face with his foe!
Monroe: It's gonna take a lot for either of these two to be put away!
Marcum: They might still be fighting next week!
The two Dark Lords began slugging away at each other with thunderous right hand punches! Darth hit Grimm with a throat thrust, and lifted him up for a gorilla press! Pressing Grimm overhead several times, Darth dropped him to the mat and headed for the ropes.
Darth launched himself off of the middle turnbuckle with a devastating leg drop! He went for a pin attempt, but Grimm lifted his shoulder at the two count.
The camera then focused on Chesty, now standing at the entranceway to the arena. She held her hands to her face as she watched the carnage unfolding before her.
Monroe: Chesty can't believe this is happening! She's severely upset!
Marcum: I'll gladly comfort her.
Monroe: I just bet you would.
Marcum: Whaaaaaaatt. . .
Darth went to powerslam Grimm, but Grimm reversed and lifted his former student up for an inverted atomic drop! Grimm lifted Darth up upon his shoulder and placed him on the turnbuckle!
Monroe: KOBE SPECIAL! KOBE SPECIAL!
Marcum: They're coming this way!
The announcers quickly moved as Grimm chokeslammed Darth from the turnbuckles and through the arena announce table! The fans got to their feet with a chant of "RDCW! RDCW!"
As the referee began counting, Slick exhorted Darth to get to his feet. Groggily, Grimm made his way up and rolled into the ring at the eight count. Darth was counted out as Slick attempted to lift him up. Lothar raised one of Grimm's arms as he held his ribs with the other.
Monroe: Grimm has advanced in the MOD tournament!
Marcum: He might have won this battle, but it looks like he's gonna lose the war!
As Grimm rested on one of the ropes, Slick ordered his charge to attack! Darth slid back into the ring and delivered a brutal Sabreslam, followed by a pair of Darksideslams! The Imperial March began to play in the arena, as Slick and the girls joined Darth in the ring to celebrate.
Sobbing, Chesty turned and walked into the backstage area. Darth paused and looked towards the ramp way, shortly before his similarly painted divas took his attention back.
