RKMBs Forums .::Important::. RDCW Tuesday Night Havoc 7.5.05

*"Rooster" blasts over the speakers and Chris comes out to the ring minus Ian Bond or Mario Barini, looking like he wants to kill somebody. He grabs the mic and angrily gestures to the sound technicians to kill his entrance music.*

Oakley: Nobody humiliates me the way PenWing did and gets away with it! NOBODY! Louie Bastardo tried to take me out...he couldn't do it! Rob Blackandblue and Darien Irons tried to take me out....they couldn't do it! So I'm sure as hell not going to let PenWing get off scot-free after that crap he pulled during my interview!

*Chants of "Penwing!" mingle with "CKO!CKO!" in the Cheesedome crowd.*

Oakley: This...(points to the cut on his forehead left by PenWing's chair shot)....is nothing compared to what I'm going to do to him when I get my hands on him! The time is here for somebody to beat that little Gordie Howe wannabe at his own game--SO I'M CHALLENGING HIM TO FACE ME IN A TITLE VS. TITLE MATCH NEXT WEEK INSIDE A FIFTEEN-FOOT HIGH STEEL CAGE!!!!

*The stomping beat of "We Will Rock You" blasts over the speakers and the fans roar to their feet and sing along as PenWing, with the Big Cheese Belt around his waist and his Sherwood in hand, makes his way to the ring.*

Buddy you're a boy make a big noise
Playin' in the street gonna be a big man some day

You got mud on yo' face
You big disgrace

Kickin' your can all over the place

Singin'
'We will we will rock you'

'We will we will rock you'

Everybody
'We will we will rock you'

'We will we will rock you'

Alright

*PenWing is handed a mic as he enters the ring. He waits for the fans to quiet down before speaking.*

PenWing: Oakers...have you taken so many shots to the head that you've finally lost your mind? You're challenging me to a title match!? Oakers, last week, I was the one who challenged you! And that little...incident in the hall earlier...that was me reminding you that you hadn't accepted my challenge yet! So, I'll take this little...challenge of yours as a yes! Because, anytime, anywhere-

*"War Pigs" blasts over the speakers and The Doctor makes his way to the ring.*

The Doctor: My, oh, my, how times never change. I seem to remember, Oakley, at the first Havoc of this year that you and Joe Mama did this very same song and dance in that this very ring. I also remember a stipulation I put on your Rumble match against Joe for the IC title. It said that the loser of the match would lose his shot for one full year at the IC title as well as the Heavyweight Cheese title. If memory serves me, you lost that match. You then lost your only chance of regaining a title shot by being eliminated from the Rumble. Since a year has yet to pass, Oakley, you are not eligible for a shot at the belt around PenWing's waist. This match isn't happening.

*The crowd errupts in booes. Oakley tries to speak, but the crowd won't quiet down. It's not long before they start chants of "Asshole!" Finally, PenWing raises his Sherwood and waits for the crowd to quiet down.*

PenWing: Did you hear that, Doc? The fans don't give a crap about previous stipulations. They don't care about Oakley's past screw ups. They don't care about your rules and regulations. There's a new rule book in the RDCW. It took King Snarf a while to figure out. It won't be long before Joe Mama starts to understand it. But first, I'm going to explain those rules to Chris Oakley. And I'm going to do it in a fifteen foot barbed wire steel cage.

*Huge pops from the crowd.*

The Doctor: Penwing, whatever you do to your body in whatever type of match you want is up to you. But that belt around your waist is the property of Rob's Damn Championship Wrestling. Therefore, it falls under the rules and regulations of the RDCW. The one responsible for enforcing those rules is me. You want to fight Oakley, then go ahead; but the title will not be on the line.

*Oakley Speaks before the crowd can boo.*

Oakley: In that case, let's make this a Last Man Standing bout...winner's the first guy who can get to his feet before the count of 10!

*The crowd cheers until they see the Doctor shake his head no. Their cheers quickly turn to booes.*

PenWing: We'll make this a ladder match!

*Again, the Doctor shakes his head, and the crowd's cheers quickly turn to booes.*

Oakley: If that doesn't suit you,Doc,how about an anything goes hardcore rules match?!!

*The crowd cheers for a moment and then quiets down, waiting for the Doctor's reply.*

The Doctor: Let me get this straight, Penwing. To put your title on the line, you're willing to fight in a barb-wire enclosed steel cage, in no-holds barred hardcore match with ladders and whatever the hell else we throw in there, and no pinfalls. Just Last Man Standing rules?

*Penwing nods and says "yes". The fans cheer louder.*

The Doctor: Alright. I tell you what. Next week on Havoc you'll have your match. The Cell from Hell. Steel cage, barb-wire, and all.

*The crowd goes wild.*

The Doctor: But I have a few conditions of my own. First off, to ensure no interference there will be a special official of my choosing to guard the only entrance into cage.

*Oakley and Penwing agree.*

The Doctor: Secondly, this is the RDCW and not some failed, half-assed promotion. There is no XPW anymore; therefore, it can't have a champion. After this match, the XPW belt is no more.

*Oakley seems apprehensive for a moment. Then he nods in agreement.*

The Doctor: Lastly, in the event that the two of you batter each other to the point that neither of you are left standing and the match is called a draw, Penwing, you will vacate the Heavyweight title.

*Penwing loses the smile on his face.*

The Doctor: That means that whoever wins the current MOD tournament will not be the number one contender for the Heavyweight Cheese Championship. The winner will be the Heavyweight Cheese Champion. So now that you've got the match you've wanted, I hope that you actually make it to the ring Tuesday.

PenWing: (smiles) Doc, I wouldn't have it any other way. The anytime, is next Tuesday.

*Pops from the crowd.*

PenWing: The anywhere, is this very ring.

*More pops from the crowd.*

PenWing: And Oakley, I hope this is exactly the way you want it. Because next week, you're going to learn that SUDDEN (the crowd joins in) DEATH RULES!

*"Gonna Fly Now" blasts over the speakers as PenWing and Oakley stare each other down.*

Monroe: Buhbawb! Next week PenWing defends the Big Cheese Belt against Chris Oakley in the Cell From Hell! It's gonna be total carnage!

Marcum: This is the end for the knucklehead for sure! Even if he wins the match, he won't be in any condition to defend the title again! And if both wrestlers are counted out, the MOD winner will be come champ!

Monroe: It's going to be the greatest Havoc ever! But it won't happen until next week! Up next, it's TLC III!