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Recap of HBK/Hogan!
Its a three man commentary team again (bye bye JR)
Carlito comes out for his Cabana!
He says everyone should watch Raw cause lotsa good stuff is happening but mainly cause of him!
He says the Cabana is the best show on Raw!
HBK is his guest,but Jericho comes out instead!
He may be a heel these days,but the fans still love Y2J as the chants prove!
Carlito tells Chris to watch how a real show is conducted.
Chris says the Highlight reel trumped the Copacabana last week as he beat up Cena!
He says he will upstage him again!
Jericho says to get rid of the Cabana as HBK is his guest!
Carlito says the Highlight reel is like Jericho,really boring,really outdated,it really sucks!
He says he is older & fatter,and he has love handles!
Jericho replies that Carlito is fat.
Jericho says he is Chris Canadian Cool,and calls Carlito Sideshow Bob!
He calls Carlitos trunks gay!
Jericho says HBK wants to be on the big time show,not the amateur show!
Instead of HBK,Roddy Piper comes out,so I guess he wants to interview HBK in Pipers pit!
Piper calls Carlito Buckwheat,and says he is the original interviewer,and he will interview HBK!
He says HBK will be on Pipers Pit tonight,then leaves!
Its a night of rehashed rematches being announced!
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Sorry about my last post in the Elisa Pics thread, Carlito thought you abandoned us!
Lousy Jericho and Piper has beens. They're both not cool
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Promo of the last Jap tour!
Whether you like or hate Cena,he really does give the fans what they want.
Bollocks,here comes Shit Masterbator (why hasnt he been sacked yet?).
The twat has a match for once!
His opponent is Tajiri!
Tajiri runs to the ring & Shit starts kicking him!
Shit chops Tajiri,then suplexes him!
Shit stands on Tajiri while Tajiri is on the bottom rope!
Tajiri starts kicking Shit,and knocks him off the apron!
Back in the ring,more kicks from Tajiri!
More kicks!
Shit rams Tajiri into turnbuckle but Tajiri reverses!
Heel kick to Shits jaw!
Chops from Tajiri!
TARAN........sorry,its reversed!
Mastercock is applied!
JR calls it the masterpiece!
Tajiri passes out!
This match was gay!
HBK is walking through the corridor!
He gets a coffee!
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First Hogan, now Piper. Might as well trot The Honky Tonk Man and George "The Animal" Steele out next week. 
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First Hogan, now Piper.
Might as well trot The Honky Tonk Man and George "The Animal" Steele out next week.
If you ever...EVER...diss the greatest Intercontinental Champion or George "The Animal" again, I'll give YOU Final Justice!!!
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Bright red nail polish. I can't help but be a slave to my passions! It isn't my fault!!
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Kanes music plays as Coach talks!
Edge & Chita are sitting backstage & Shitsky comes in!
They chat!
They review the wedding tape!
They say that Shitsky has a fetish for womens feet,and shove Chitas sweaty plates of meat in his face!
He wanks!
Shitsky tries to lick ther feet,but licks Edges hand instead!
Shitsky is now sposed to help Edge win against Kane tonight!
JR points out we havent seen old big nose since Vengeance!
We get a recap of him leaving the cell at Vengeance,and they say they dont know when he will return..........yay!
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First Hogan, now Piper.
Might as well trot The Honky Tonk Man and George "The Animal" Steele out next week.
Next week,Hulk Hogan goes up against the corpse of Classy Freddie Blassie!
Hogan has agreed to job to him.
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Carlito is in the ring for an IC title match!
Benjamin is his opponent.......again!
They lock up!
Benjamin hits Carlito!
Carlito is Irish whipped into the corner!
Carlito punches & chops Benjamin,the Benjamin returns the favour!
Drop kick from Benjamin!
Drop kick from Carlito.
Carlito runs out of the ring!
Baseball slide from Benjamin!
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Benjamin gets knocked out the ring!
Back in the ring!
JR talks about Carlitos dad!
Carlito drops knees on Benjamin!
Headlock from Carlito!
Carlito stamps on Benjamin!
Carlito squashes Benjamin into the second rope!
Another headlock!
Benjamin fights up.
Backslide from Benjamin!
Small package from Benjamin!
DDT from Carlito!
Benjamin reverses a suplex into a neckbreaker!
Double backbreaker from Benjamin!
Roll up & handful of tights by Carlito!
Carlito puts Benjamin on the top turnbuckle!
Superplex from Carlito!
Carlito goes outside & gets his belt!
Ref pulls it away from him!
Samoan drop from Benjamin!
Carlito goes after the belt again!
BEnjamin pulls him back by his hair!
Reversing suplexes from both,followed by a spinning heel kick off the apron from Benjamin!
Carlito walks away & is counted out,but retains his title!
Gay finish!
Cena is arguing with Bisch backstage!
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*crunch*
Carlito cool!
(tossing everyone an apple to celebrate)
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Someone put a sock in that thug John Cena to shut him up!!
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Cena said to bisch...."you're in Dirty Jersey".....I love it! 
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AHA! Y2 Cheap agrees with me!
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Cena makes his way out!
(Best audience sign "Cena cant rap")
Cheap pops!
He says he's got Bisch up his arse!
He says Bisch is saying he is a disgrace to Raw!
He says Y2Cheap is going on about kicking his arse.
He says that Y2Cheap should come get some!
Bisch comes out!
Bisch says Cena doesnt defend it when he wants to,he defends it when he tells him to!
He says Bisch is physically threatening him!
Y2J comes out!
Bisch tells him to stay where he is!
Bisch says Cena is a thug,and not to dirty his hands.
Bisch tells Y2J to wait before he attacks him as he has something better for him.
Cena will defend against Y2J at Summerslam!
Y2J thanks Bisch!
Y2J says he will take the title from Cena cause he is a disgrace.
He says he is the one who is cheap & is cheapening the title!
He calls Cena a thug as well.
Jericho says he deserves to be champ,Cena doesnt!
He says when he wins the title he will be the multi media star of Raw!
Cena tells him to come to the ring now!
Jericho tells him to fuck off cause at Summerslam he will take the belt from Cena!
Jericho leaves!
Cena FUs Bisch!
Skanky divas walk down the corridor!
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These divas can all be my friend, but not as much as Michelle McCool! She blows them all away!
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The song during Elizabeth's turn is not cool! If the singer was here...
*crunch*
*PTOO*
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Skanks come to the ring!
Coach & Skanky are in the ring!
They are gonna have a talent competition,but someone has to fuck off cause nobody likes them!
The stupid Skank who tried to do the Austin beer drinking thing is the first to be told "Fuck off you stupid bitch!"
Skanky tells the other skanks the rules!
There talents are:
Skank 1:does a wrestling move on Skanky
Skank 2:dances for Earl Hebner.......she then low blows him
Skank 3:does some gymnastics
Skank 4:does a shitty French accent,pours paint on herself & rolls on a canvass
Skank 5:dances then handcuffs Skanky to the ropes
Skank 6:waves a sword about & rubs up against Coach
Skank 7:strips for Skanky & lap dances for her
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Carlito is voting for skank 1 (Ashley). We need female wrestlers on Raw badly, and Trish Stratus is still MIA. That's not cool.
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RACK PJ...I mean Carlito.
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This is the greatest RAW review ever.
2,000 points for Nowhereman.
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Can anyone tell me where I can download Carlito's theme music?
5,000 shiny points to whoever can help me...
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Angle makes his way out with two cops guarding his medal!
I miss his fake medals!
He is returning his gold medal invitational as nobody on SD was good enough!
Some guy wearing trunks with an apple on comes out!
Angle says he is familiar.
Its Matt Striker,the teacher who got fired for wrestling & he fought Angle in Philly!
Angle says he lies a lot!
Angle dominates the match!
Striker fights back!
Angle does a belly to belly suplex on him!
The straps are down but Striker kicks out of a potential ankle lock!
Angle is outside the ring!
Back in with 30 seconds left!
Striker low blows Angle but an ankle lock forces Striker to tap out with 1 second left!
Kane walks down a corridor!
Four eyes asks him about his match with Edge!
Kane laughs!
Edge & Chita walk down a corridor!
Edge is attacked by what looks like Matt Hardy!
Matt is chased away!
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First off......that whole Kurt Angle thing was very entertaining......Kurt is such a good performer.
Second....Matt Hardy....this could be real interesting.....god I hope they don't fuck this up.
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The ad/promo for the new wrestler the Boogeyman.......looks real stupid.
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Dude.....those look like real punches Hardy is throwing.
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Edge & Chita come to the ring!
Kane comes out!
Kane gets hung up!
Edge baseball slides him out the ring!
Back in the ring Kane punches Edge!
Crowd chants "We want Matt!"
Sidewalk slam from Kane!
Kane goes to the top & hits the flying clotheline!
Kane goes outside to chokeslam Chita but gets hit by Shitsky!
Edge gets DQd.
Kane fights Shitsky into the crowd!
Matt runs into the ring & hits Edge!
The refs pull them apart!
Mat calls him Adam,and call Chita a whore!
He says WWE can kiss his arse!
The officials bundle him to the floor & he is arrested!
The audience cheer him!
Biggest pop of the night!
He keeps shouting WWE can kiss my arse!
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You could almost believe Hardy has really invaded the show.
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Its all been timed perfectly seeing as his 90 day no compete clause finished today!
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yeah
So all this time it was a setup. I doubt Lita and him have broken up same goes for Edge and Venis' sister. It does have potential to be a great storyline though.
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Can anyone tell me where I can download Carlito's theme music?
5,000 shiny points to whoever can help me...
You should get the Themeaddict CD, not just because Carlito and Heidenreich's music are on it. The words to Evolution and the Diva Search song are really cool. Carlito's also likes the Kidman song.
Matt Hardy is right. WWE does suck, but because they let Kidman go. That's not cool.
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I wouldnt say its all a set up,but I do reckon the recent comments by Matt are part of the set up!
He supposedly made up with her,then suddenly he starts calling her a whore again!
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HBK/Hogan recap........again!
Piper comes out!
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You know, seeing how I live 30 minutes away from the arena where this is being taped.....I am kicking myself in the arse.......this is one of the better Raw shows in awhile. Just to see Hardy and Piper would have been worth the trip.
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But Rob is wanking over Hogan nearby!
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Piper calls out HBK!
A subdued HBK walks to the ring as the crowd boos him!
Piper asks why did he hit Hogan with a cheap shot?
HBK takes the mic.
For the last 20 years he has come to the ring to leave the people with something they never forget!
He says he broke his back to give them that!
Nobody has created more Raw & PPV moments that Shawn Michaels!
Nobody has given more WM than HBK!
Nobody has had an impact on the industry like HBK!
He decided to sacrifice himself because he knew the fans wanted one more match!
He made sure Hogans one more match would be against him.
Hogan chants from crowd stop him mid sentence!
He doesnt see that Hogan is anywhere near as great as the fans believe.
He is laying down the challenge,at Summerslam,Hogan vs HBK!
He says at Summerlam he will prove that imortality has a price.
Piper says he hasnt answered the question.
He says the fans made him,not the other way round!
He says the fans supported him through everything.
He says that he is ashamed of HBK.
He doesnt understand why he wants to ruin his reputaion.
HBK says he respects Piper,and he has given his answer.
Piper tells him not to walk away from him.
Piper calls HBK a coward then cops a sweet chin music for his trouble!
Hogan chants start again!
HBK leaves to the sound of boos!
The end!
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So my prediction was wrong last week about Shawn Michaels' answer. I'll have to dig way back to the first Summerslam for their win-loss history since Hogan and Michaels were both in SS '89
Eddie Guerrero said
"I've been here before. Backed into a corner, another huge obstacle, time to make a choice. You seem to be a bit preoccupied, Brock. You're not gonna be facing Eddie Guerrero the opponent tonight. You're gonna be facing Latino Heat!! They say there's No Way Out. I can think of at least one, ese (sp?). Can you?"
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