Monroe: Folks, Havoc just keeps getting better and better! Last week the Allied Powers pulled a stunning victory to win the Tag Team Donkey Lovin' Championship!
Marcum: They cheated the champ out of his victory!
Monroe: Former champ! The only way King Snarf gets a title shot now is to win the MOD tournament, and we don't even know if he's in it!
Marcum: Of course he is, just not this week. But Joe Mama is up tonight!
Monroe: He's facing off against Hardcore Porn Champion TK!
Marcum: If only the Daddy Mack would have put his title on the line! Then Joe Mama could become Euro-Cunt-Inental-Hardcore-Porn Champion!
Monroe: Speaking of Hardcore Porn champions, we've got four former champs facing off tonight!
Marcum: Wednesday is going to brutalize Captain Sammitch in their MOD match!
Monroe: I doubt that. But, we are going to see an amazing display of technical prowess! If you want brutal, we've got lots of that, too!
Marcum: Captain Howdy opens the night in a MOD match against the caveman, Urg. And later, he has invited Pig Iron to compete in what will hopefully be a weekly ECW Rulez match!
Monroe: Also tonight, Howdy's ally, MisterJLA, competes in his MOD match against Backwards7!
Marcum: And right before that, the Lipstick Lesbian titles are on the line! The Divas defend against Meeko and Terri Savitz!
Monroe: But before that match, we're getting another trios match, as the SD Rockers take on the Bastardo team of El Superbeasto and the Legbreakers!
Marcum: They're gonna break the band!
Monroe: But what's going to break in the main event, the Cell from Hell!?
Marcum: It's a no-holds barred hardcore match, in a barb-wire enclosed steel cage, with Last Man Standing rules! And there's going to be a special gate keeper, but we don't know who it is yet!
Monroe: And it's a title unification match! The XPW title dies tonight! The winner becomes the RDCW Heavyweight Cheese Champion!
Marcum: Can you imagine Oakley as champion? I may have to root for the knucklehead this time!
Monroe: Buhgawb! Good thing for you that if there's a draw, the MOD tournament winner becomes Big Cheese Champ!
Marcum: I always said The Doctor was a genius!
Monroe: Don't go anywhere, folks! The Havoc starts now!
Urg (34%, 10 Votes)
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Captain Howdy (66%, 19 Votes)
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Superbeasto/Legbreakers (46%, 13 Votes)
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Fantastic/2TT/Savitz (54%, 15 Votes)
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Wednesday (28%, 8 Votes)
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Captain Sammitch (72%, 21 Votes)
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Meeko/Terri Savitz (54%, 15 Votes)
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CJ/Bianca (46%, 13 Votes)
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backwards7 (14%, 4 Votes)
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MisterJLA (86%, 24 Votes)
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Pig Iron (40%, 12 Votes)
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Captain Howdy (60%, 18 Votes)
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TK (28%, 8 Votes)
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Joe Mama (72%, 21 Votes)
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PenWing (73%, 22 Votes)
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Chris Oakley (27%, 8 Votes)
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Last edited by Mike The Mouth Monroe; 2005-07-13 4:02 AM.
