Inside the Cheesedome ring, is a pedestal with a large rectangle-shaped box, covered with a red cloth. Next to that, is another pedestal half it’s size, with another, bigger object covered with a red cloth.
Suddenly the lights go out, and “We are the Champions” plays over the Cheesedome speakers. A spotlight is cast near the entranceway, and a huge limousine slowly pulls out from the back. It stops toward the beginning of the aisle, and a butler steps out of the limo. He opens the driver’s side door in the back, and out steps MisterJLA who is holding his RDCW Donkey Lovin’ Tag title in his left hand, and a sledgehammer in his right. JLA waits for the butler to open the opposite door on the limo, and when he does, Captain Howdy steps out, and just like MisterJLA, he holds his RDCW Donkey Lovin’ title held in his left hand, and a sledgehammer in his right. Both are wearing tuxedoes.
Both wrestlers stand and look around the arena, waiting for something to happen. A few moments later, red, white, and blue balloons fall from the top of the Cheesedome, and laser-lights of the same colors flash over the crowd. Confetti is also dropped, and then the two wrestlers finally make their way to the ring, which is now filled with both balloons and confetti.
The butler who drove the limo holds the ring ropes open, and the Allied Powers climb in the ring. JLA and Howdy then look toward the Cheesedome entrance, and then huge American and British flags are unraveled on each side of the Cheesetron. Fireworks go off for minutes until the music stops, and the lights are turned back on. Both JLA and Howdy place each sledgehammer down on the canvas. The Powers’ butler hands each man a microphone, and then he stands in a corner. JLA takes center stage. He looks out at the crowd, and pauses before he speaks. He looks impressed by the spectacle, and happy.
JLA: Tag…Team…Champions!
The crowd reacts with a mix of cheers and boos.
JLA: Now that’s the type of ring entrance we deserve! Balloons, confetti, laser-lights, fireworks, a limo, and a butler to hold the ropes open for us. By the way, thanks Jeeves.
The butler bows, and nods his head.
JLA: We have to keep that guy on the payroll. But as I was saying, that entrance is worthy of the Undefeated, Undisputed, Tag Team Champions of the World!
Again, the crowd reacts with a mix of cheers and boos.
JLA: Well Howdy, we finally did it. In our first Championship match, we did what we wanted to do. We showed the RDCW that we are, in fact, the greatest tag team ever. We took down the previous champions, and the champs that came before them in the same match. As usual, the deck was stacked against us. The powers that be must have thought that we couldn’t defeat two different teams in the same match: they were wrong. The powers that be must have thought that we couldn’t handle a brutal TLC match: they were wrong again. The powers that be must have thought that you wouldn’t be able to compete in two matches in the same night and win them both, and they were DEAD wrong!
The crowd shows their respect for Captain Howdy, and begins to chant “Howdy! Howdy!” The Captain shows a slight grin.
JLA: That’s right. So here we stand with the belts, and although we’ve been celebrating all week, we plan to do some celebrating here tonight as well. We’ve put together a “Greatest Hits” collection of footage, and here it is!
JLA points toward the Cheesedome, and the lights dim…
The Cheesetron flashes the date 5/2/05 on the screen…
JLA is seen talking to Captain Howdy:
JLA: So I'm here to help you...think of me as an ally.
Howdy: …I'd take old glory & shove it where the sun dont shine,but I reckon you'd enjoy that too much!
JLA: I'm sure you'd enjoy that sight. Look Howdy, we're off on the wrong foot, here. The fact of the matter is that The Playboys are very pissed at both of us right now. We should try to join forces for at least for one tag match. If we do well enough, perhaps we'll get a chance to fight for the tag gold. Plus, you can show the world that you are worthy of a rematch for the Hardcore Porn Championship if you give Wednesday a "jolly good thrashing' or whatever it is you people say. So...is it a deal?
The footage then shows Howdy and JLA shaking hands, marking the berth of the Allied Powers!
The berth of the Allied Powers!
A spotlight is briefly shown on JLA…
JLA: That brings back memories. That was the day we created the tag team juggernaut that stands before you all. Next clip!
A stuffy-sounding narrator speaks:
Narrator: Later that evening, the Powers defeated The Playboys with a double powerbomb, which would be named “The Allied Bombing”. There first victory was an impressive one.
Victory #1
The very next week, MisterJLA showed his loyalty to the Powers’, by choosing his team over Team GOP, even though JLA was part of the neocon conspiracy.
Second win
Footage accompanies the narrator’s words, and Howdy and JLA are seen giving wbam “The Allied Bombing” for their second win.
Narrator: The following week, the Allies were tested again, this time by Nowhereman…
Nowhereman:"Howdy,what the fuck are you doing tagging with that idiot JLA?"
Nowhereman:"The guy cant even wrestle. You are doing all the work & he's taking all the glory!"
And later…
JLA: Nowhereman! Where art thoust swine?
…
Just stay out of my business, or I'll have to add your Eurotrash belt to my collection!
Narrator: With MisterJLA scaring off Nowhereman, the Allies defeated Punch/Counterpunch, this time, with a new move, “The Allied Assault”
3-0
Next up for the Allies, was the Liberal Conspiracy, which would prove to be one of their easier matches…
MisterJLA is shown kicking Jim Jackson in the goods with a Final Justice, followed by “The Allied Bombing”
Fourth win
Narrator: The victory over the Liberals was the fourth for the Powers, who soon challenged the feared Dark Lords. Grimm was the only member of the team to show up for the match, but wrestling experts agree that even Darth’s presence wouldn’t have affected the outcome…
Footage is shown of the beating Grimm took. First a “Final Justice”, then an “Allied Assault”, followed by “The Allied Bombing”
5-0
Narrator: Despite the Allied Powers’ impressive 5-0 win streak, they were denied a title shot. Until the Powers made the RDCW stand up and take notice…
The Cheesetron rolls more footage…
MisterJLA and Captain Howdy get to their feet. They grab their chairs, and together, they nail PenWing, sending him to the ground, unconscious. They then turn they attention to Joe Mama, who was blindly following PenWing down the ramp. Joe blocks JLA's chair shot, but he can't stop Howdy, who knocks him over the head. Snarf finally has Meeko pinned, and Lothar begins the count. Before he gets to three, JLA and Howdy are in the ring, and they pull Snarf off of Meeko. JLA hits Final Justice, and he and Howdy then follow up with the Allied Assault. Lothar signals the bell, and JLA grabs a mic.
JLA: Put us in the ring with the “champs” Joe Mama and Queen Snarf, and throw in Sammitch and Penwing for good measure, and we will still walk out the Tag Team Champions!
Making a statement
A spotlight again is shown on JLA, while the lights remain dimmed.
JLA: And there you have it. The complete wrestling history of The Allied Powers. All five of our victories, including our beat-down of PenWing that prompted our title match. Oh but wait, there’s one match to be shown!
The Cheesetron finally shows highlights from last week’s TLC match, pitting the Allied Powers against Joe Mama/King Snarf, and PenWing/Captain Sammitch. The highlights include JLA beating Joe over the head with a chair, and Howdy’s execution of a Howdyslam on Snarf who was holding the Tag Titles in his hands. Howdy is then shown duping referee Lothar into thinking that Howdy took the belts from atop the ladder.
Crowning of the Champions!
The lights are restored, and MisterJLA and Captain Howdy are seen laughing…
Howdy: Snarf, you poof! Thanks for doing all that hard you did work by climbing the ladder for us! That was very nice of you to go up there and bring us our championships! Bender!
JLA: And I’d like to thank Joe Mama, too. He clearly could ended the match by reaching for the titles, but he decided to hit me with a “Flying Tea Bag Slam” instead. Let me tell you something Joe, that’s the difference between guys like you, and guys like us. A real champion would have ended the match, but no, you decided to get some petty revenge against me for something I did. Maybe it was because I made fun of the Red Sux before the match. Of maybe because I bent a steel chair over your head. Whichever. The simple fact remains that Howdy and I are the epitome of Champion Tag Team wrestlers, and you and Snarf were pretenders to the throne.
And that’s why we are here with your belts…but Howdy, don’t you agree that there’s something wrong with these belts? I mean, “Donkey Lovin’”?
Captain Howdy: Why, I do agree! These ugly pieces of crap are not worthy of champions such as us. Thank goodness we happen to have sledgehammers with us!
JLA motions to Jeeves, who removes the red cloth from the smaller pedestal, revealing…an anvil? Jeeves then hands each wrestler a sledgehammer…
JLA: It’s time we showed the RDCW what we think of these belts!
MisterJLA and Captain Howdy place the Donkey Lovin’ titles on the anvil, and begin to wildly swing away at the belts with their sledgehammers. Before long, each title is shattered, and the metal from the belts lies on the canvas. Both of the Allies hold up the broken belts for the crowd to see…
JLA: Garbage! That’s what these belts are! Who wants ‘em?
JLA and Howdy throw the broken championship belts into the crowd.
Howdy: Damn, JLA, I sure wish we had some belts to replace those pieces of rubbish!
JLA motions to Jeeves, who walks over to the larger pedestal, which has a rectangle-shaped box on top of it. He removes the red cloth covering it, revealing a glass display case. Inside, are two new championship belts.
JLA: Cameraman, take a close-up of that!
Jeeves then opens the case, and places one belt around JLA’s waist, and the other around Howdy’s.
JLA: And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how it’s done!
