*Backstage, the Crotch is standing with Louie Bastardo, El Superbeasto, and the Legbreakers.

Crotch: Louie, first of all, your thoughts on the Allied Powers and the new belts they've just unveiled here on Havoc?

LB: Well, I'll tell you, those are some nice, new belts, aren't they? But there's only one problem, they've got Howdy and JLA's names on them! Well, I hope you two enjoy your brief reign as champs, because my Legbreakers are coming for you and they're gonna take those shiny new belts and bring them back where they belong, to the Family!

Crotch: And tonight, the Legbreakers and El Superbeasto face off against the SD Rockers!

*Superbeasto grabs the mic, engulfing the Crotch's hand with his own.

ES: Fantastico, Surgeon Savitz, One-Nut Tommy. All have felt the wrath of Superbeasto. Now together with the Legbreakers, we will finish the job and put you out of action permanent! And Fantastico, do not think I have forgotten that guitar shot from last week. Tonight, is your payback.

LB: Enjoy your stay in the hospital, boys. Hopefully they can put you all in the same room together. And don't forget to say hello to Nuriko for us.

*The group laughs at this as the Family walks off camera.

Crotch: Let's get back to ringside!


I will destroy all of you putas. Greetings from El Superbeasto.