Camera cuts to MisterJLA, who is sitting in the Allied Powers' locker room. He is staring at both of the new RDCW World Tag Team Titles, while Captain Howdy is punching away at a punching bag. Jeeves is getting JLA's ring attire ready.
In walks Fat Retard, as JLA is talking to himself...
JLA: I can't stop looking at these belts! That Rob is one handsome mother...
Retard: JLA! By God! Tonight you have a match in the MOD Tournament with backwards7! Boomer Sooner!
JLA: Don't any one you nimrods know how to knock on a door? And aren't you part of the Secondary Announcing Team?
Retard: I haven't worked in months, and I tell you, I need the work! I need the work! I need the work!
JLA: You can say that again. So tonight it's backwards7, eh? Well, I'm going kick that limey in the nuts with such force...
Howdy: Shut your mouth!
JLA: I'm only talkin' about backwards7! Oh, right...the "limey" comment. Sorry, mate.
Retard: It looks like we might have an international incident here! Boomer Sooner!
MisterJLA rises from his chair...
JLA: And it looks like the RDCW sent you back here to try and cause some problems between Howdy and myself. Trying to get the champs to fight each other is that it?
Fat Retard looks terrified as JLA walks toward him...
Retard: No! I just wanted to get your comments on what's going to happen tonight when you face backwards7 in the tournament tonight on Havoc! Coming up next!
JLA: Well, Retard, let me..show you.
JLA winds his leg up, and hits Fat Retard with his feared Final Justice, his vicious kick to the balls. Retard hits the floor, screaming in pain.
JLA: Howdy? Why are you punching that bag? I've got something here you can hit, and it's got more padding.
Captain Howdy walks over to where JLA is. MisterJLA holds up Fat Retard, and Howdy punches away at Fat Retard's gut. He then punches Retard several times in the face, until security rushes in and saves Fat Retard.
JLA picks up Retard's microphone, and shouts into it:
JLA: backwards7! I'm going to beat you like a fat, retarded government mule if you dare show up in the ring tonight!
JLA throws the microphone at Fat Retard, who is lying in a pool of his own blood. The Powers walk off...
