*Standing in the halls is Chesty Lerou. She is speaking on a cell phone.*
Chesty: No, you're not going talk me out of this... I know, but it's my decision. I have to do whatever it takes, even if that means... I know, but I have to try.
Monroe: Talk her out of what? What is Chesty doing?
Marcum: Who cares? As long as the camera stays on Chesty, everyone wins!
*The camera pans out, and we see that Chesty has been standing outside the Company locker room. Chesty knocks on the door. It opens, and Annie walks into the hallway.*
Chesty: I need to speak with Slick.
Annie: Maybe Mr. Williams doesn't need to speak with you.
Chesty: Being the...man he is, he'll want to speak with me.
Slick: (from inside the room) Is that Chesty Lerou? Come on in, darlin!
*Chesty walks past Annie and into the room. Annie sneers at her and shuts the door. As the camera pans around the room, we see Highwayman, Howler, Charlie, and Balls Nasty playing poker in the far corner of the room, within arms length of a small fridge. Sindy is walking around the table, flirting with the boys. Slick is sitting on a couch next to the door, watching Havoc on a large plasma screen on the opposite wall.*
Monroe: What could Chesty be thinking, walking into that sesspool?
Marcum: Hey! That's the Company locker room!
Monroe: Yes, it is.
Chesty: May I sit down?
*Chesty doesn't bother waiting for Slick's reply as she sits herself next to him on the couch.*
Slick: Tell me, darlin, what can I do for you?
Chesty: Slick, may I still call you Slick?
*Chesty moves a little closer to Slick.*
Slick: Of course you can, darlin.
Chesty: Slick, I don't think that it's any secret that I like men with...power. And right now, you have the most powerful man in the RDCW in your pocket.
*Chesty places a hand on Slick's leg.*
Slick: Ah do at tha-at. *Ahem* Ah do indeed, that is.
Chesty: Slick, what would it take for you to call that man over here for me?
Slick: Ah'm sorry, darlin, but Ah don't know that the man will be all that interested in you anymore. Ah make shoor those Darkside Divas take good care of him.
*Chesty leans closer to Slick, putting her mouth at his ear.*
Chesty: Forgetting, for the moment, about the good care I could take of you-
*Chesty squeezes Slick's leg.*
Chesty: Think about how much more obedient the man would be if it was me standing next to him, instead of those...payroll girls.
Slick: Darlin, you make this a very hard proposal pass on.
Chesty: Call him now, and I'll show what it he really means when talks about the true power of the darkside.
*Slick reaches into his pocket and pulls out the Cell to Hell.*
Slick: You know, with this cell, Ah can tell him to do anything...to anyone.
Chesty: Yes, you can. (Chesty squeezes Slick's leg again) And so can I.
*Chesty jabs her elbow into Slick's groin and grabs the phone from his hand. As she stands up, Annie runs at her.*
Annie: You lying bitch!
*Chesty slips the phone into her ample bosom and grabs Annies dress. She pulls hard, sending Annie flying towards Sindy as her dress rips off. Sindy cushions Annie's fall, but winds up going through the card table in the process. This gets the combined attention of the Company.*
Monroe: Buhgawb! Chesty got the cell away from Slick, but now she's got the attention of the entire Company!
Balls: What the fuck!?
Annie: (franitically trying to cover her bare breasts) She's got the cell!
*The Company men look over Chesty.*
Highwayman: (with a very confused look on his face) Where?
Annie: In her tits!
Howler: (smiles) Oh, I'm gonna enjoy this!
*The four Company men begin to back Chesty into the corner across from the door.*
Monroe: Chesty's cornered!
Marcum: Give up the cell, Chesty! You're the biggest reason people watch Havoc!
*The Company locker room door suddenly explodes into the room. The four Company men quickly turn around, but they never get a chance to react as Grimm starts laying into them. In the commotion, Chesty slips out of the room. Slick, finally recovered from the low blow, grabs his lassoe and steps out of the room. He barely gets out of the way as Highwayman is sent flying into the wall across from the doorway. He's quickly followed by Howler. As the tag team collect themselves, Slick starts running down the hall after Chesty.*
Monroe: Chesty has escaped with the cell!
Marcum: Slick is hot on her heals! She can't get away now!
*Chesty runs down the ramp and into the ring as the crowd cheers her on. Slick gets to the stage and stops. He has a mic in his hand.*
Slick: Chesty, Ah'ma gonna give ya one chance to hand over that cell! Don't make me come and git it!
Chesty: Slick...you ain't never gonna git it!
*Slick starts running down the ramp as Chesty pulls the cell out and dials the number. Six. Six. Six.*
