Backstage in Family Business' Locker Room...

Stupid Doog: All I know is that King Snarf's been openly pissed about the Tag match last week. But Joe Mama hasn't said a damn word about anything.

Winged Creature: Hmmmm...not a good sign...

Stupid Doog: I think something bad's gonna happen tonight. I just don't know...HEY CHAMP!!!

Joe Mama walks into the Locker Room. He glances at The Legbreakers, then walks to his locker.

Winged Creature: Big match t'night, Champ! You and TK in the MOD tourney!

JM: Yup.

Stupid Doog: Winner moves on into the semi-finals! Big Cheese Title shot on the line!

JM: Yup.

The Legbreakers look at each other, perplexed.

Winged Creature: Uh...Joe? Are you okay? You haven't said a thing since last week. I mean, it sucks about the tag match...

Joe Mama locks eyes on Winged Creature.

Stupid Doog: I think what he's trying to say is...

JM: You think I'm angry about the Allied Powers stealing away the Tag Team Don...the World Tag Team Titles? You think I'm blaming King Snarf for the loss? Is that what you're trying to say?

Winged Creature: Well...ummmmmm...

Stupid Doog: You haven't said too much about...

JM: They saw an opening. They took it. They're the Tag Champs. It happens. Tonight I face off against my good friend, TK-069. Former World Champion. Current Hardcore Porn Champ. The guy I beat to eventually win the Eurotrash Title. That's where my mind is at. Tonight, I'll defeat TK-069 and move on in the MOD Tournament. That's all I care about.

Winged Creature: But the Allied Powers...

JM: Are YOUR concern. You've been trained to win the Tag belts. A lot of my time, Bastardo money, and Grace strategy has gone into making you the best damn tag team in the RDCW. You've waited long enough. The belts are there for the taking. Go take them.

The Legbreakers nod knowingly...

JM: There's just one thing...

Stupid Doog: What's that, Champ?

JM: Tonight, MisterJLA ran off at the mouth. He showed incredible disrespect to the Family in general, and to me in particular. That can't be allowed to stand.

Winged Creature: You want us to take care of him?

JM: No, I want you to stay away from him. There's no reason to hurt your title hopes. I'll deal with him myself soon enough. I just want you to pay close attention. Your run for the titles begins tonight.

The Legbreakers grin at Joe Mama. We cut back to the ring...

Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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