Sirens erupt from the screen and speakers….merging into the music.
Music then blares loudly…. The "Countdown To Armageddon” by Public Enemy intro music..reveberates through the arena.
Pig iron enters, head down, in his trademark black hooded robe. Slowly he enters the ring over the top rope, and stands motionless in the center of the ring. He motions with his fingers towards Monroe…a mic is quickly brought to the ring and Pig Iron snatches it from his hand, and he head back to the center of the ring head down…
Music stops…..
Marcum: what the hell is this?
Monroe: what am I, a microphone deliveryman?
Marcum: You could add that to your resume.
Monroe: Ha, yeah right. Well I did all that is he gonna talk or what?
Marcum: He’s a strange dude. That’s for sure. Wait….
Pig Iron lets his cloak fall to the ring. He is wearing his black leather one piece one strap down, garnered in chains and a tire iron. His gloved hands grip the mic tightly.
Pig Iron: Hmmm, captain Howdy. 2 matches in one night. Hmmmm. ECW rulez. I wanted a fair fight not a worn out, outdated, outmatched Howdy.
PI wipes his nose with his arm…..
PI: So, I figured I should let him have the first blow..for free. Any tool, any weapon, anything at his disposal…it will make us even. He can even bring his little buddy JLA…if he needs the crutch. Hey, maybe he’ll even use that chair, that glorious chair that cost him so dearly. Fool. He should know better than anyone that there are no rules…only the pain of losing and victory. But after all his banter, his posturing, and his 2 matches in one legendary night. All he will know is that for all his victories, all his past glory, he will lose much on this night. He will remember pain and loss and suffering. The pain of steel and iron as it crashes on his body and breaks his spirit. Will he lose 2 matches on the same night? It would be ironic for him, And he will know better than anyone that….. Irony is a dish best served cold.
Pig iron grabs his chains and his tire iron and raises them to the air to applause and boos.
Exit with countdown to armageddon playing in the background….
Monroe: That is a troubled young man.
Marcum: And clearly a little off in the head.
Monroe: Clearly a few too many ECW rulez matches.
Last edited by Pig Iron; 2005-07-17 3:26 PM.