MOD Tournament: MisterJLA versus Backwards7

Rob’s Killer Instinct Rip Off Theme Music plays, and JLA begins to walk down the aisle, with his World Tag Team Title fastened around his waist. The newest addition to the Allied Powers, Jeeves, is walking alongside of JLA, waving a huge American flag.

James White takes the mic…

James White: Ladies and Gentlemen, this next event is scheduled for one fall, and is a Pool C MOD Tournament match.

First, being led to the ring by his loyal butler Jeeves, from the United States, one half of the World Tag Team Champion Allied Powers, MisterJLA!

The crowd shows their approval for the newly crowned co-holder of the World Tag Titles…

Marcum: It appears that JLA is gaining fans!

Monroe: The fans of the RDCW are a fickle bunch!

JLA rips the mic out of James White’s hand…

JLA: Cut the music! Here I stand, one half of the Tag Team Champions, and I’m introduced first?!? The champ should be introduced last! Don’t the fools that run this organization know that you save the best for last? And another thing…

MisterJLA is interrupted by “Turn the Page” by The Streets. JLA is so enraged, that he throws the mic to the canvas. James White tries to retrieve it, but JLA kicks it out of the ring. JLA then glares at White, who quickly exits the ring.

JLA: Smart move! He doesn’t deserve an intro!

Backwards7 emerges from behind the CheeseDome curtain, with a different mic in his hand, and begins to speak into it…

backwards7: I suspected that something like this might happen, so I brought my own mic!

The camera then pans to an extreme close-up of MisterJLA’s face, who is scowling…

backwards7: So I shall begin! Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing…the handler of the “Hackney Chin Grip”, the doctor of the “Doldrum”, the “Hasting’s Slip” superstar, the legend who retired the Brighton Hog, the Docklands Spar sensation…

As backwards7 continues to boast of his accomplishments, JLA continues to fume…

Marcum: backwards7 likes to brag about himself a lot!

Monroe: It’s not bragging if it’s true!

backwards7:…and the man who will force MisterJLA into crying like a little girl, backwards7!

Backwards7 finally enters the ring, and tosses his mic aside. Lothar calls for the bell, and the match is underway…

JLA and backwards7 lock up in the middle of the ring, and after some struggling, backwards7 connects with the “Doldrum”: A calculated blow to the body which knocks the wind of JLA! JLA is doubled over in pain, and backwards7 wastes no time in locking in the “Hackney chin grip”, which is a painful standing hold which targets the pressure points in the jaw!

Monroe: backwards has hit JLA with two of his trademark moves, and we’re not even 15 seconds into the match! And look at him, he continues to just keep JLA suffering, but keeping the “Hackney chin grip” in place!

Marcum: It ain’t over yet!

Jeeves jumps on top of the apron, and begins to yell at referee Lothar. Lothar turns his back to the action in the ring, and warns Jeeves about standing on the apron…

Monroe: Wait a minute! What’s JLA doing?

Marcum: It looks like…he’s smiling?

The camera clearly shows JLA smiling ear to ear. A look of dread washes over backwards7’s face, as he knows he stood in front of JLA for too long…



JLA connects with the “Final Justice”, and backwards7 hits the canvas.

Jeeves jumps off the apron, and JLA goes for the cover. Lothar turns around to face the action and mutters to himself “That was fast”

1…2…3

James White: Your winner in this MOD Tournament match, in just under 45 seconds, MisterJLA!

Monroe: That was our quickest Tournament match yet!

Marcum: backwards should have never stayed within arm’s…I mean a leg’s length that long! He was just asking for a kick to the balls!

MisterJLA’s intro music plays, and he stands over the fallen backwards7, laughing. He steps over to the ropes facing Marcum and Monroe, demanding a microphone again, which is why he doesn’t notice Joe Mama appear out of the crowd, slide into the ring, get behind MisterJLA and deliver a field goal-style kick to MisterJLA’s groin. MisterJLA lets out a high-pitched scream as he drops to the mat.

Monroe: Looks like Joe Mama was looking for some Final Justice of his own!

Marcum: That was the most brutal Back Sack Whack I’ve ever seen! I’m in pain just seeing it!

Monroe: Gotta agree with you there, Marcum!

Joe Mama lifts MisterJLA with a Fireman’s Carry, making sure to deliver a forearm shot to JLA’s wounded pelvic region as he does so. Then Joe Mama executes an East Coast Hammer, driving MisterJLA headfirst to the canvas. As “Faded” plays, Joe Mama shares some choice words with the fallen Allied Power, and then leaves the ring through the crowd.