Well, I suppose the wife beater could concievably express his love by:
Kanonia (to fart LOUDLY )
This simply wouldnt make good TV though. Youths today want crazy violence and homo-erotic behaviour between grown men. A show about farts could only last 2 or so episodes, and it would have to be drawn out by subliminal pics of gay anal love to please the board of directors
HOWS THAT FOR OFF-TOPIC!!!
"Now TV's all about format these days isn't it, and I've got a new type for you right here.
Its me and Paris Hilton driving around in a car.... Now I know what you're thinking, but she's in the boot!"
"So you see, 'Ring around the Rosey' refers to the horrible symptoms of a terrifying disease, a disease which.....a disease which....ZIM! Theres a Pigeon on you're head. You have 'Head Pigeons'. get to the Nurse before they spread to the other children."
"Get off my lawn Cookie Beast!"
--Invader Zim
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