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boo-goo said:
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Joe Mama said:
No you wouldn't.

I fuck more women than you



I'd like to meet the last "woman" you slept with, but I have a feeling that her fleece is lining your denim jacket.

I never thought I'd meet someone more sad and sexually underwhelming than my old hateful nemesis, Joe Mama, but I'd wager that he's disappointed more women than you've managed to strike up conversations with at a cash register regarding how much you owe for your zit cream and Slim Jims.

Now, get on your bike, ride home, and write a thank you note to half of your palm. After all, you can't simply sit back and take the one who loves you for granted.

Time-Travelling Player Hater Extraordinaire. I hope Joe Mama comes to your house and uses your bathroom. If you cross me, I'll go back in time and pull out of your momma.