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Silky Johnson said:
I never thought I'd meet someone more sad and sexually underwhelming than my old hateful nemesis, Joe Mama, but I'd wager that he's disappointed more women than you've managed to strike up conversations with at a cash register regarding how much you owe for your zit cream and Slim Jims.



It's truly a sad day for haters everywhere when Silky Johnson and I find ourselves on the same side of some serious hatin'. Damn you, Boo-Goo, for combining our epic hatin' talents against you. You are the load that should have been swallowed. The number one reason why there should be retroactive abortions. The serial rapist of the magazine rack. If you were any kind of man, you'd rest your head on your momma's lap and blow your brains out so she could re-enact the night that the best part of you dribbled down her leg.

As for you, Silky, I'd thank you for your kind hatin' words, but your presence only reminds me that I'm not nearly done hatin' on you. So why don't gather up your son Boo-Goo and take him home where you can give him some down-home country loving. I'm sure it'll beat another night of molesting that fake fur coat you're always wearing.

Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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