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Joe Mama said:

It's truly a sad day for haters everywhere when Silky Johnson and I find ourselves on the same side of some serious hatin'. Damn you, Boo-Goo, for combining our epic hatin' talents against you. You are the load that should have been swallowed. The number one reason why there should be retroactive abortions. The serial rapist of the magazine rack. If you were any kind of man, you'd rest your head on your momma's lap and blow your brains out so she could re-enact the night that the best part of you dribbled down her leg.

As for you, Silky, I'd thank you for your kind hatin' words, but your presence only reminds me that I'm not nearly done hatin' on you. So why don't gather up your son Boo-Goo and take him home where you can give him some down-home country loving. I'm sure it'll beat another night of molesting that fake fur coat you're always wearing.




Oh, Joe Mama! You're as hateful as rain on a little girl's summer birthday party. Which, incidentally, I understand is the same hateful circumstance that made Boo-Goo what he is today... although the fact that he's no doubt standing naked, pubeless, and crying over a wet dress on his bedroom floor is surely coincidental.

Now, if you'll excuse me, Joe Mama, I've got to go find yo' mama. She's growing me some new elbow patches for my luxurious coat on her lower back. I like the way it makes a natural "V" when it reaches her butt cheeks.

Time-Travelling Player Hater Extraordinaire. I hope Joe Mama comes to your house and uses your bathroom. If you cross me, I'll go back in time and pull out of your momma.