after laughing my ass off about this earlier with joe i'd thought i'd share.

so after some heavy drinking and a bit of "lets poke fun at..." we moved onto "i betcha won't..". the three of us decided it was time to do tara in. we baited her with some money, a DVD, a pack of smokes and i think i promised to buy her a lap dance come christmas. the war started with us yelling in a charlie manson twisted way "c'mon!! take it off!! we wanna see some gouch!! that'd be sexahhhh!!!" and her demanding to see the money up front..go figure...after a half hour of this we had gotten to the level of surrounding her slurring something like "take the fucking dress off". for all i know it could of been "put the fucking lotion in the basket" but we were successful.

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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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